Eva Mendes Looks Frumpy and Tired In Venice
September 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Eva Mendes looks tired and all kinds of tacky on the red carpet for the premiere of ‘Baaria’ during the 66th Venice Film Festival. Whoever told her that red leopard print and gaudy headbands are a good combination probably also lied to her about whether or not those bags were noticeable.
They are, Eva. Very noticeable. And the dress looks about as tacky as a 1995 prom dress. AND the headband resembles something you might expect to see from an arts and crafts experiment. Not at an international film festival. Not on a famous celebrity. Not on you, Eva Mendes.
Disappointing from …read more
Eva Mendes Needs A Stylist To Look Good
March 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
When I spoke about Eva Mendes being a style inspiration, I would never have expected her to leave the house (let alone a plane) wearing such a disaster of an outfit. Is that a pumpkin on her head? A hat constructed for Halloween?
Speaking of Halloween, the stripes are more than just a little reminiscent of a prisoner outfit. I still would love to hold out hope that Eva is making some sort of statement here that we just could never understand…something about being a slave to fashion, behind style bars…a metephorical excuse for this sad state of fabric affairs.
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A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes
April 20, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Eva Mendes, Fashion Hit, Hair, Shoes
Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of Eva Mendes and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.
Seriously, Eva’s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the Snarkstress Seal of Approval all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings to emulate this look at some point during your summer travels.
So now, if you’ll all excuse me, I’m off to do a zillion squats, raises and lunges all in great hopes of shaping some stems like Eva’s…after my Corona, of course.
Tata, loves! *mwah*
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