Eva Longoria’s White House Seaweed Dress
May 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
There were a lot of beautiful evening gowns this weekend at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. Unfortunately, Eva Longoria Parker’s filmy dress was not one of the. The makeup is gorgeous, earrings lovely and if I could sneak up close to her, I bet I could finagle that diamond bangle off her wrist and into my pocket.
But the dress is not very flattering for her petite little figure. Nor is the color a good fit for her olive skin. Usually I would expect a dress like this to have a bit more shape to it. That there would be …read more
Jessica Biel’s Leather Jacket Doesn’t Fit
May 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Okay, the jacket fits. It fits her. But it doesn’t fit this outfit.
I love the jacket. And the evening gown Jessica Biel is wearing to the Cartier 100th Anniversary event is passable (not the best color for her, but fine.) However the combination is not quite right. And the pretty clutch is making the whole thing look even less polished and cohesive.
If she just lost the jacket, saved it for an afternoon puttering around Manhattan with Justin instead of attending an important evening affair, then we probably wouldn’t be in this fashion predicament in the first place.
Anna Faris Pulls a Vegas For Film Premiere
April 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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Anna Faris is a lovely girl, though I wish she would tone down the tan and bright blonde hair. It’s just so obvious and fake Hollywood – you can do better.
But this dress, worn for the premiere of Observe and Repor in Los Angeles is too much. Or is it not enough? Either way, it reminds me of the dresses you see in overpriced boutiques in Las Vegas that cater to pampered mistresses and upscale hookers. As adorable as you are, Anna – this dress isn’t for pretty young actresses, it’s for trampy girls in Vegas looking to find a …read more
