Bethany Frankel Could Take An Eye Out
August 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
When your boobs look like they could actually to physical damage if you attacked someone…that is a sign your breast enhancement might not be enhancing anything at all. “Real Housewives of New York” reality flunkie Bethany Frankel looks pleased as punch to greet everyone and show off her Skinny Girl Margarita at the Montauk Yacht Club.
But honey…you look frighteningly slender everywhere else and then there are those massive melons bolted to your chest. It might be a good idea to go for a wee bit more petite and perky next time your plastic surgeon needs to do his regular maintenance, …read more
Lisa Rinna – Plastic – Sea Foam Green
March 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Could Lisa Rinna possibly be more strange?
Her face looks like it was carved out of marble. The sausage lips and bolted on boobs must have come in a plastic surgery gift set. The hair is probably the only part of her body that’s stayed the same since the mid-nineties.
Why do aging celebrities turn themselves into cartoon characters?
But that’s enough of my rant about plastic surgery…let’s take a minute to fully absorb this bridesmaid dress gone bad.
If your best friend Kathy showed up to tell you this is what you would be wearing down the aisle in support of the biggest …read more
Jay Mohr – Nikki Cox – Knicks Game
March 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Courtside
There was a time when Jay Mohr was a good looking guy. And Nikki Cox was one fantastically attractive redhead.
What exactly happened here? At what point did Cox start looking like an orange leather satchel with a side of silicone and restylane, and Mohr begin his descent into schlubby Hollywood has-been?
It is nice to see a couple happy and clearly enjoying each other’s presence…but come on, kids – you’re still young! Put down the botox and pick up a sandwich, Nikki…go to the gym with your wife, Jay…both of you stock up on sunscreen, and realize that if you are …read more
