Usually the men are free from the Snarkstress’ wrath — not today. Taboo and Will.i.am of the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas posed for photographers outside of the Metropolitan Hotel in London. And though I’m a fan of  Black Eyed Peas, I’m definitely not a fan of Taboo’s yellow and black ensemble.
Unless he’s trying to signal airplanes, he is really wearing far too much bright yellow. This color yellow is okay as an accent piece, but not as your shirt, shoes and even sunglasses. And as much as I was displeased with Taboo’s look, don’t get me started on Will.i.am.
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Heidi Klum posed for a photo shoot for German Vogue on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. And it’s no wonder that these children were covering their eyes with masks. Though I’m not sure if they were shielding their eyes from exposure to her hideous outfit or her boobs.
Heidi Klum used to be so classy, but somewhere along the line, she lost it. (Maybe when she wore this to the Oscars?)  I’m unsure what I hate most about this ensemble–the white lace collar or the peep-toe ankle boots. I’m sure she doesn’t pick the outfits for her photo shoots, …read more

Yes, I know we just talked about Posh a few days back, but Victoria Beckham is always doing something worthy of getting some press. Here we see her in head-to-toe navy blue. And there’s just so much the Snarkstress has to say about this look.
Let’s start out with what’s good about this ensemble. The cami and matching see-thru cardigan–delicious. Just not with the rest of the look.
Victoria, Victoria, you aren’t a train conductor, so ditch the hat. Then there’s the jeans. When a person is this skinny, your jeans should never be this tight. Did you buy them in kid’s …read more

Earlier this week, Kate Moss was seen on the streets of London, walking with a friend toward the Queens Pub. With gift in hand, looks like they are headed to a party.
Though Kate’s bright pink v-neck top is a hot choice, what’s with the leggings? Hot? Umm … NOT!
This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t care if you are skinny as Kate or as large as Oprah, I don’t want to see leggings with just a top. Leggings with skirt? Sure. Leggings with a dress? Absolutely. But make sure your rear is completely covered. Otherwise, it just …read more