Don’t get me wrong…I am not a muppet hater.  In fact, I quite love those adorable little alien creatures that prove that love and friendship can cross all boundaries of species and color (Kermie and Piggy!).  But muppets have no place on a cleavage boosting party dress.  Katy Perry showed up to the 2010 Ready-to-Wear Castelbajac fashion show wearing this colorful muppet print party dress.  Call me fashion undereducated if you want, but I am just not impressed with Jean Charles de Castelbajac’s idea to send muppets down the runway.  Did anyone else see Lady Gaga’s head-to-toe outfit created entirely …read more

Elsa Pataky, I will never fully understand how you can take something that is so close to being beautiful and find some way to muck it up.
Though fashion shows in Paris, like the Haute Couture Armani Autumn/Winter 2009-2010 Collection, are a prime spot for being a bit daring, I can’t understand why your sleeves would (or should) poof in such a bizarre way. What could hang from those sleeves…maybe Christmas ornaments? Or a couple of little birdfeeders? Or maybe she could just do all of us a favor and have a tailor remove the sleeves and let this poor garment …read more

Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
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I had never heard of Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff until today, but it appears her clothing decisions are as complicated and difficult to understand as the pronunciation of her name.
Scarves that resemble your hair, but only longer and more unsightly, should be banned from existence. When I first saw this photo, I thought she was wearing a horrible red wig or cheap ten dollar hair extensions made by Matel and sold in Toys R’ Us. Alas, I can now confirm upon closer inspection that is in fact a scarf she is wearing. But that’s only the beginning of the problems …read more

You know, I was just starting to give up on the whole international scene of young actresses. Then I happened upon the positively stunning Elsa Pataky, looking all sparkly and sexy/demure at the Karl Lagerfeld Fall Winter 2009-2010 Ready-to-Wear collection show in Paris. I’m not sure how someone is born with such captivating almost frighteningly beautiful features, but she is “a looker” as my great uncle Bill would say.
Yes, I look at this photo and think, “You know, Elsa and I could be great friends. We clearly have the same style, I would totally let her borrow my hairspray and …read more