Oui, Oui Paris!
Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?
But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her best Miss Priss act. So what? What’s really important is how she looks while doing so, no? So, let’s dissect, shall we?
Now, I will warn you loves: If you’re not a Paris fan, this might be the time to change the channel. Because, though I …read more

Leona Lewis
Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.
Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate her effort, I still give her a giant “Nay” in the shoe department. Why? Well, though the shoes are purdy, they totally do not do a thing for her legs. Which is a crying shame.
Anyhoo, the dress is all wrong, too, so aside from her …read more

Celebrity Fashion Trend Alert: Scarf Central
Yee-haw, dahlings, a celeb fashion trend that gets a big ‘ol Snarkstress Seal of Approval! (Did I just say “yee-haw? Oy. I need a drink. Already.)
Worn by the likes of Eva Longoria Parker, Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys, big, droopy scarves are all the rage and I’m loving them for sure. A great choice while in between seasons, these scarves kick up any outfit from a simple jeans and tank look (a la Miley) to the LBD (a la Eva). They’re quite appropriate for nearly any occasion and can help hide some “stuff” – as …read more

So dahlings, here we are, checking out this pic of Hilary Duff, addressing The Leggings Issue yet again. And why, I ask. Why must I come back to this again and again and again? Have we not learned anything yet about leggings and their place in this world yet? As in: There is no place in this world for those hideous things!!
Now I will say, if a person had a momentary (or recurring, in some cases) lapse of judgment and they somehow found their lower half being accosted by a pair of leggings, then I suppose Hil’s look is the …read more

Image details: 2008 CMT Music Awards – Press Room served by picapp.com
So, cowboy boots. Hmm…how are we all feeling about that trend? I say if it’s done right, it can be totally cute. And here, Miley Cyrus appears to be doing it right.
Though I’m not in love with the print of this dress, the style of it is just right for pairing with cowboy boots – and the fact that these babies are red makes it all the better. What’s more, loves, is that Miley’s boots fit snug to her legs, which is fab. Having boots that are too roomy …read more

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Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, her Girls, and her assalicios caboose, but the girl really is beautiful. Sure, she puts it right out there in a “Ba-dow!” kind of way, and “modest” is surely not an adjective you’re likely to find yourself using when speaking of her, but damn. When the girl looks hot, she’s hot.
Check her out here wearing this fabby golden dress. It’s clear that …read more

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Pfffft! Check this out, dahlings! Who knew Heroes cutie, Hayden Panettiere has been hiding a tail under her clothes all this time? Heh, the secrets people keep, huh?

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Dahlings, I ask you: When is this tired dress-over-jeans nonsense ever going to disappear? I’ve never liked this look from Day 1 and the more I am subjected to it, the more I want to send poison sea urchins to all the celebs and stylists who insist on trying to rock this wretchedness.
Take Jennifer Love Hewitt, for example. Would she not have been completely cute in just the dress, sans the fugly dark jeans underneath? Yes, of course she would’ve.
This is what I mean, loves. There simply is no need …read more

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The snow is still piled up at my Snarky Cove, yet we’re already getting a look at what we might be rocking come Fall via Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Gawd!
Now, aside from my insane desire to be sipping my cocktails pool side and enjoying the Spring 2008 fashions, it is crazy fun to see what’s on the horizon for our fabby selves. Is this combo going to be it?
It goes against all conventional wisdom. It’s unusual and unique. It’s so contradictory, it’s almost alluring.
Do you like this look? This look …read more