I don’t think this is the most flattering look for Mrs. Fergie. Especially when you combine such a severe dress with Mary Jane shoes…it just doesn’t seem to fit.

But I could be swayed the other way, considering this is such a big improvement over much of what she’s worn since getting hitched and settling down with beau Josh Duhamel. I wind up feeling like there was a great deal of lost potential in nearly every look she puts out there. Nevertheless, this one isn’t a huge mistake, but it doesn’t seem like much of a winner to me either.

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Well, unfortunately for me. If you’re number one goal in life was to see Fergie’s bum, well – you almost had your chance here.

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Lesson for all of us…if your skirt is this short, take the elevator. Even if you don’t have cameras following you every second, that’s just a rather helpful rule of thumb.

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Are the orange streaks a side effect of being blonde for so long? I can understand if her hair is porous enough that the color isn’t sticking. But if this is intentional, then Fergie needs to get her money back.

The dress is a nice color and the cut could be cute. But the belt is sloppy and reminicent of Karate lessons in a strip mall. Way to run an outfit.

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Now let’s take a closer look at how Fergie’s face is holding up these days…

What happened?

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Is this Fergie for Priscilla Presley? Did the same person who is responsible for the horrible hair color also perform some minor medical enhancements (loosely speaking) to her cheeks and lips? Honeychild, you are only in your mid-thirties, but this cosmetic work is propelling you into your fifties.

Put the scalpel down. Go back to your light brown hair. And don’t let me see you wearing gladiator sandals again.

Somehow…it always comes back to the gladiators.

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My, oh my. The Snarkstress was hoping the gladiator sandals died at the end of last summer. But designers and tacky celebrities are insisting on shoving them down our throats once again. And the lovely Fergie takes it to the exteme with a pair of fire engine red gladiators teamed up with her black toenail polish. Fergie was at the launch of the VIVA GLAM VI Special Edition Lipstick at the M.A.C Cosmetics store in Los Angeles. She should have stuck with a pair of peep-toe pumps to go along with her new lipstick. Her sandals featured a closed back for a bootie-like look. But they were still ugly gladiators, nonetheless.

Fashionistas–listen up! Just say no to gladiator sandals this season. If we stop buying them, hopefully by the grace of God, they’ll stop making them!

Fergie's Ugly Red Gladiator Sandals - Image: Newscom

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If there wasn’t a caption that went a long with this picture, I wouldn’t have known this was Fergie! She looks incredibly glamorous doesn’t she? I love the striking purple eye shadow, along with the purple feathers.

I used to be scared to wear purple eye shadow, but if you wear it just right, it can really make your eyes pop! I have green eyes and when I break out my purple eye shadow, I always get compliments.

In other Fergie news…

Fergie married her long time boyfriend Josh Duhamel over the weekend. The couple was married in Malibu and is now on their honeymoon, in an unknown location. Congratulations to the new couple!

Here are a few pictures of the Church Estates Vineyard. Fergie wore a wedding dress by Dolce and Gabanna and over 400 guests attended.

Top photo: Splashnews.com

Bottom photos: Bauer Griffin

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So, um, wow, huh dahlings? How’s that for bootylicious? Take that, Beyonce!

Now, I adore Fergie’s music, but I’m not always on board with her look. Occasionally, she staggers on the edge of looking dude-like, and while I loved her yellow dress at the Grammy Awards, she sparked more than one rumor of pregnancy and it’s easy to see why.

But here…hotdawg! Girl is lean, mean and cutting up those leather pants like nobody’s business. Lovin’ it, Ferg! Bravo.

So what do you think, loves? Is Fergie all that and then some, or are you not impressed? It’s Monday, forget work. Let’s chat instead…

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Am I the only fab-chick spending a good portion of my day speculating on whether or not Fergie has fiance Josh Duhamel’s bun in her over or what? (For the record, I’d like to have Josh Duhamel’s buns in my death grip, but that’s another story…)

Check out Fergs here at last night’s Grammy Awards. Does she not look a bit bump-ish? Particularly in the photo with Chris Brown (who TF dressed him last night, anyhoo?) I suppose she could’ve gotten a little crazy on Nacho Night, but to me, this looks like a little round ball, not the tube of flab that comes with one too many blue corn chips and margaritas.

So…what do you think? Am I totally off base here, or is there some scoop to dig on? Weigh in, dahlings. I always love to hear your thoughts (sound or otherwise)…

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