Alice Dellal Needs New Clothes
August 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models, Socialites
My, doesn’t Alice Dellal look like a charmer? Sauntering around West London in a torn shirt, ripped fishnet stockings and combat boots circa 1995…yep, this is certainly what you would expect a model and socialite to look like in their free time, isn’t it.
Disappointing. All the resources in the world and this is the sorry little played out ensemble she puts together…just seems so unfortunate when you consider how many other girls out there would appreciate the same opportunities afforded dear Alice…and they wouldn’t help up looking like a goth hooker, how would they?
Yeah, sure honey…you’re an original. Reject all …read more
Taylor Momsen is a Hot Pink Mess
April 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Okay, Taylor. This is too far.
At one point, it was almost cute, now it’s just obnoxious. Your hair is out of control, that candy colored lipstick looks ridiculous and the way you are strutting over to the TopShop VIP Party, you would think you own the place.
But you don’t, dear Taylor. You are part of a television show that probably only has one more season left in it before if fizzles out faster than you can say Marisa Cooper. Now, most insecure actresses would go all sloppy psycho with their fashion choices after the show is over…but you, my darling …read more
Avril Lavigne Continues To Dress Like A Kid
March 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Over the years, Avril Lavigne’s style has hardly evolved. While Britney Spears has “re-invented” her trashiness time and time again, looking at this photo of Avril, it could have been taken last week or four years ago. And it would be difficult to tell the difference.
Just how old is Avril Lavigne? Twenty-three. How old does she look? Fifteen. Nothing about this woman (I’m not even sure I should call her that – “little girl” still seems so much more appropriate while taking in this look that seems like it came straight out of Wet Seal circa last season) says “accomplished …read more
