Shanna Moakler Wears Flapper Dress…Again.
July 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler is at it again with the flapper trend. Why hasn’t anyone told her that this is not a good look for her? Darling, you could look so much prettier than you do right here but this dress, and in particular that dandelion shade of yellow, are not doing you any favors.
I have seen the photos of how chic your bob looks when it’s not swathed in fabric like you have it here. Are you confused about what year it is, Shanna? Will no one even set you right on the decade we are in?
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Shanna Moakler Leaves MyHouse
June 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
I can’t understand why someone would mislead Shanna Moakler into thinking that there was a costume party at MyHouse and girls dressed as flappers from the 1920’s get free drinks. That doesn’t seem accurate – judging from the reasonably normal looking club attire on all the folks around her – or fair.
But let’s take a minute to further inspect Shanna’s outfit. The headband was made for the gym, not Hollywood. And those chunky mary jane shoes…oh, honey I expect more from a former pageant queen.
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