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Holly Madison Finally Needs a Real Job

November 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Holly Madison Finally Needs a Real Job

If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us.  Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas.

What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her???  Yikes!  I think …read more

Three Famous People Who Have Done Nothing

September 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Three Famous People Who Have Done Nothing

Is it a sign that I spend too much time watching reality TV and reading gossip magazines if I can name these three “celebrities”?  It really says something about your establishment when this is the best you can do for a celebrity promotion.  Pink’s Hot Dogs in Las Vegas had a Grand Opening this weekend that featured these three ladies who really should not be famous at all:  Mel B., Holly Madison, and Kim Kardashian.
And do I even need to mention the terrible wardrobe choices?  Scary Spice looks, well, scary with her manly physique and shiny leggings that only accentuate …read more

Bridget Marquardt Looks Red Hot

May 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Bridget Marquardt Looks Red Hot

Bridget Marquardt (the Bridget formerly from The Girls Next Door) is actually looking pretty fantastic since being dumped by Hef. Here she is at the Beach Bunny swimwear grand opening in Newport Beach, CA…and without a costume-y getup or Who knows what the real story is behind those mansion doors, but I have to say this red dress looks fabulous on her – with just the right amount of cleavage showing.
Not too much leg, not too much skin? Bridget is like a revived woman! Even her hair isn’t quite as blonde as it was on the show. Well, maybe it …read more

Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

Kendra Wilkinson: Girl Next Door? I Think Not!

The Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson at the Espy Awards
Okay dahlings, it’s Friday, so I’m feeling chatty. And when I get chatty, I admit things I might not normally admit. And so, well, here goes…
I am a total The Girls Next Door addict!
Kendra, Bridget, Holly – I love ‘em! They’re hilarious, they’re gorgeous, they’re confident, they’re your best friend. Only a zillion times more fabulous-looking.
So here’s Kendra at the Espy Awards. She’s got her usual mega-smile going on, and she appears to be having a blast. And she looks fantastic.
Not sure if you can tell or not, but her dress …read more


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