Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree
July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more
Toni Collette, This Just Isn’t Working
July 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Are ya having a bad day, Toni?
I just can’t understand why someone as talented as you has let things get this far. Clearly, you’re a smart woman. Professional? Absolutely. But what in the name of all things holy has let you leave the house looking all greasy and sloppy like this?
Clearly, I can’t let it stand. I just can’t let you degrade your otherwise innately fabulous self by slowly turning into a wrinkled old spinster from Harry Potter. Sorry, darling…that’s the role you look poised for here.
But…that’s not all.
Did you seriously have to take it one step farther with those …read more
Say No to Gladiator Sandals, Please!
March 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Shoes, Singers
Black dress. Check. Gold cuff bracelet. Check. Tossled hair. Check. Staged sexy facial expression for the camera. Check. Ugly as sin red gladiator sandals?? What the heck, Fergie!
My, oh my. The Snarkstress was hoping the gladiator sandals died at the end of last summer. But designers and tacky celebrities are insisting on shoving them down our throats once again. And the lovely Fergie takes it to the exteme with a pair of fire engine red gladiators teamed up with her black toenail polish. Fergie was at the launch of the VIVA GLAM VI Special Edition Lipstick at the M.A.C Cosmetics store in …read more
