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Lindsay Lohan Continues Going Downhill

October 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, The Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan Continues Going Downhill

UGH!  I said I wouldn’t….but I just…can’t….help myself!!  I posted a beautiful picture of my new happy fashion icon Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala and said no no no I must not post a trainwreck red carpet shot of LiLo again.  But I couldn’t resist!  This poor girl just continues to stumble down and down!  Right before our eyes!  The crazy thing to me is that she must have a few clones running around because somehow she makes it to every party AND every red carpet.  Why are red carpet photoshoots the one thing that she can manage to …read more

Oh Mischa…Maybe I Spoke Too Soon.

August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Oh Mischa…Maybe I Spoke Too Soon.

For some reason, every time I look at this photo of Mischa Barton, snapped in between takes while on the set of the Beautiful Life filming at the New York Supreme Court building, the R.E.M. song “Everybody Hurts” pops into my head. Indeed, after surprising all of us by looking like a normal twenty something last week, this is a step back into the sad, forlorn Mischa we had hoped was gone forever.
Darling, you’re wearing a gold dress that probably cost a small fortune – don’t you think you should be pleased with how life has turned out? What’s missing? …read more

Sienna Miller At LA Premiere of G.I. Joe

August 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Sienna Miller At LA Premiere of G.I. Joe

Lately I have been rather tough on Sienna Miller. She has disappointed with ugly pants and hideous patterns. But this old Hollywood inspired gold gown for the Hollywood premiere of G.I. Joe is gorgeous. Reminiscent of the canary yellow gown that really elevated Michelle Williams from Dawson’s Creek to Hollywood Starlet at the Oscars a few years ago, this is a long overdue improvement for Sienna’s typical miniskirts and mod shapes.
Well done, Sienna – everything from the soft waves to the burgandy lips is polished and perfect for this event. Lets hope we continue to see more of the same, …read more

Jennifer Aniston Glows In Gold

June 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Jennifer Aniston Glows In Gold

I don’t know how Jennifer Aniston does it, but somehow the woman keeps looking ridiculously fabulous and better than ever, year after year. It would be obnoxious, but she also seems pretty nice so I suppose I can’t fault her for just simply being beautiful. Though I will continue to try.
The one thing that I wish was tailored a bit were the cups on this hot gold mini dress. The right one in particular is pooching in a way that just looks unflattering. But other than that, she’s working it in a dress most women over 30 wouldn’t try on…let …read more

Geri Halliwell Almost Falls Out of Her Top

March 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Geri Halliwell Almost Falls Out of Her Top

Geri Halliwell’s had her fair share of ups and downs, but one would have hoped that over the years she may have learned a few things. Maybe even that strapless dresses that barely cover your bosom are a bad idea.
Are those pretzels hanging from her ears?
On another note…Geri needs to step away from the sun and learn to make peace with her fair coloring. My dear, you clearly have the type of skin that burns. Your arms and chest are revealing your secret, which will come back to haunt you in ten years when you are a wrinkled, leather-y looking …read more


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