Jessica Alba, You Are Boringly Beautiful
August 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Okay, I’m getting just a little tired of all the cute pictures of Jessica Alba and her adorable family. I mean, seriously Jessica – couldn’t you throw us a bone every once in a while and pull a Britney? Make it interesting?
Here I was hoping that with a trip to the hair salon, you might have done something really outrageous or the stylist got the color wrong and you would have to step out with blue waves or something? It’s not as though I wish something bad on you and your hair per sayper se…but merely that I’m bored and …read more
Ciara And Her Hair Extensions Go Shopping
August 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Though I can appreciate Ciara‘s new hair extensions and relaxed smile, I don’t much care for her bright pants and latest pair of ridiculous shoes. What is with Ciara and these heels that look more painful than beautiful? Does the girl not own a simple pair of flip flops? Or even (and it pains me to say this) some at least trendy and comfortable looking gladiator sandals?
But the most disappointing part of this Intermix shopping excursion she is currently engaged in? The accessory puppy. I can’t stand the women who shop with their dogs, regardless of if that woman happens …read more
Katie Holmes: Please Grow Out Your Hair
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If I could wish upon a star and make any one celebrity hair wish come true, it would be that Katie Holmes returns to her Joey Potter roots and grows her hair out again. Why she has decided to prematurely age herself with such a blunt (usually unkempt) bob, I have no idea. But the photos of her on set in Australia for her new film, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, are indicative of just how much of a difference long locks make in her case.
Now, I still think she looks a little pale and gaunt – but the …read more
Jessica Szohr’s Weave Needs A Makeover
June 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Here is Jessica Szohr, posing on the red carpet for the ‘True Blood’ Second Season Premiere and I can’t stop wondering whether she has removed all mirrors from her life – that seems to be the only logical explanation to me for how a promising young actress might find herself on the red carpet looking like a Halloween wig is clipped to her scalp.
The outfit is cute otherwise, but who cares if your hair makes it look like you slept in an alley last night? No, Jessica – this just won’t do. Honey, get thee to a hairstylist and rip …read more






