Katie Holmes: Please Grow Out Your Hair
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If I could wish upon a star and make any one celebrity hair wish come true, it would be that Katie Holmes returns to her Joey Potter roots and grows her hair out again. Why she has decided to prematurely age herself with such a blunt (usually unkempt) bob, I have no idea. But the photos of her on set in Australia for her new film, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, are indicative of just how much of a difference long locks make in her case.
Now, I still think she looks a little pale and gaunt – but the …read more
I Love Marion Cotillard’s Chic New Bob
June 4, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If Marion Cotillard and I were best friends and she had come to me with this crazy idea to cut her hair off and get a bob that fell a couple inches below her ears, I may have started to well up and begged her to forget that madness and preserve her long, beautiful brunette locks. Then maybe we would laugh, have a quick girlie hug and then head out for a sophisticated night on the town drinking dry martinis and listening to jazz.
But if this were the case, my advice would have been misguided. As much as I loved …read more
Kate Gosselin’s Bangs Are Out of Control
April 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
I would rather poke my eyes out with a makeup brush than watch Jon & Kate Plus Eight, however the minute I saw Kate Gosselin’s incredible wave of bangs…I couldn’t stop staring.
What can I say about this head of hair…well, for one – it defies all the odds and expectations of the ‘mom hair cut’. Oh, right…sure…this is an easy haircut to maintain.
How is she getting that huge tuft of hair to stay put across her forehead without moving?
Does it fall in front of her eyes?
Isn’t this a driving hazard?
Maybe it’s the years spend taming such a large brood …read more
