Oh Thank You Sienna Miller!  I love it when my fashion icons don’t disappoint me.  I know that I put you ladies on a pedestal and expect you to never look anything even slightly less than fabulous, but is that really too much to ask???  You have are the only ones who have access to all of the wonderful clothes and shoes and handbags and jewelry and everything else that we all wish we could have!!!  So please make us all proud and respect the designers goods and fabulous stylists that you have by being fashionable and beautiful all the …read more

Rihanna looks happy as a clam, but one must wonder if  that smile means she doesn’t realize just how unflattering her baggy tan pants really are…through an elastic waistband on there and you officially have yourself a pair of mom pants, Rihanna. Plus I’m just not loving the wide lapels and overly smokey eyes…it’s all too much and I simply expect more from you and your usually so edgy flair.
What I do love are those Louboutin shoes peaking out from under those hideous pants. They give me hope. Let’s scrap everything else, darling – keep the shoes and rebuild this …read more

Kim Kardashian doesn’t seem to want to listen to the voice of reason here and forget about harem pants. Here she is at the launch of Christian Siriano’s limited makeup collection for Victoria Secret. It seems as though the woman is on a mission to pursue the most unflattering trends for her figure without a second thought. Even though I can think of approximately 20,000 other options that wouldn’t expand an onlooker’s “impression” of her bottom, Kim appears to be incorrigible.
I do hope this harem pants trend dies soon. As much as I loathe it on curvy Kim’s body, …read more

Do you remember that time when you took a quiz to find out what your career should be? By answering a series of simple questions, a tremendous amount of insight into you was gathered and conclusions created about how you should spend the next fifty years of your life.
There should be a similar quiz offered to girls who need to know whether a particular trend of the moment is right for their body shape. Of course common sense should have told Kim Kardashian that harem pants are the mortal enemy for curvy figures, but then again there must be times …read more

Usually Kylie Minogue is one of my favorites, but I can’t find anything to like about her red and black ensemble she is wearing while shopping at Jean-Paul Gaultier. The way it flows down in the back while remains cropped in the front is baffling, unflattering and a wholely strange choice for petite little Kylie.
The necklace could be fabulous if there was more decolletage exposed instead of awkwardly falling onto the red shift shirt. It’s just such a shame when a powerful accessory doesn’t get properly incorporated into the right mix of fabric and style.
But on the bright side? Kylie’s …read more

I don’t understand it, I’m not proud of it, but for some reason…I have a total soft spot for comedian Russell Brand.
Oh sure – the guy looks like a greasy, scruffy poorly dressed mess of a man most of the time. His jeans are too tight, shirts too skimpy and you wonder just how he doesn’t get mistaken for a hobo on a daily basis.
Maybe he does – would be a good question to ask him one day – but for right now, when see photos like the ones of him walking through SoHo with a friend, I’m nothing but …read more

Oh, Tyra – who was responsible for your hair today? I’m pretty sure most girls in high school could work a flat iron better than that…so really, what’s your excuse?
But let’s forget about the hair for a second (but just a second) and really focus in on the worst part of this travel get-up. Are you seriously wearing jersey capris and trying to walk it out like a runway diva? Lord knows you’ve earned your title as a runway diva…but this isn’t the outfit to flaunt that, darling, now is it?
No, my dear – there really is nothing about this …read more

Aren’t these two such a lovely pair? It is nice to see a Gossip Girl couple sauntering around town in style. Yes, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are prime examples of how to look stylish but not too trendy -his casual black shirt, her pretty little Ash & Dans brooch headband perched up on her brow…it’s just so nice to see.
That is, until I noticed one glaring misstep in Miss Szohr’s decisions.
Harem pants? Come on, Jessica…really? Harem pants? There are so many different ways you could have approached this ensemble, but you had to go with a horribly unflattering trend …read more