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Hayden Panettiere on Seventeen Mag Cover

July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Hayden Panettiere on Seventeen Mag Cover

Well, I can’t say this is my favorite photo of Hayden Panettiere.
The usually so wholesome looking, sunkissed blonde has crossed the chasm right into overly baked and disingenuous. Oh, I don’t blame her – like anyone wants to spend an afternoon trying to get that perfect Seventeen Magazine pose right. But seriously, Hayden…those adorable chubby cheeks aren’t fooling anyone – you look like you’re gritting your teeth and just trying to hang on by a thread counting every second here.
And another thing…
A strongly defined eyebrow is a wonderful thing, but when you’re this petite you should probably tone it down …read more

Hayden Panettiere, Where Did Your Dress Go?

July 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Hayden Panettiere, Where Did Your Dress Go?

You seem to get away with a lot when you’re petite. If this barely there dress was worn by someone six inches taller, I believe the hoochie levels would rise along with it by about sixty percent.
Here is Hayden Panettiere arriving at the studios for her appearance on ‘Late Show with David Letterman’. It’s hard to criticize much else about her ensemble…but the mere fact that the dress is nearly see-through is really enough to warrant extra scrutiny and ahem…judgment, my dear.
Hayden, you’re too sweet and adorable to get a reputation for wearing such overly revealing mini dresses. Next time, …read more

Hayden Panettiere Looks Like A Cougar

March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Hayden Panettiere Looks Like A Cougar

Hayden Panettiere was seen leaving Beso Restaurant wearing a dress that not only accentuated the slight pudge around her midsection (housewives in the midwest would say Hayden has an “apple shape” given her ample busom and narrow hips)…but also gives off the impression that Hayden isn’t a wee young actress but rather a thirty something mom of two who is out on the prowl.
Yes, this Hayden the cougar likes to dance and drink bloody marys. She wears gaudy jewelry and her lipstick can usually be found on her teeth.
Hayden the cougar is not the star of a major network TV …read more

Britney Spears New Face For Candies

March 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Britney Spears New Face For Candies

Britney Spears never ceases to amaze me. There is probably no brand less appropriate for a semi-washed up-spending millions trying to come back-barely holding it together-mom of two than…Candies. This isn’t about talent, drive, commitment or anything even close to that.
Candies is about the pin-up girl allure that’s two-thirds sex kitten, one-third prude (and proud of it).
Hayden Panettiere embodied this style last year for Candies.
Compare with the newly minted Candies girl, Britney.
Darling, if you are airbrushed to the point that you start to look like a trashy Norman Rockwell painting…this is not the brand for you. This would have been …read more

A Crazy-Daring Look for Heroes Darling, Hayden Panettiere

A Crazy-Daring Look for Heroes Darling, Hayden Panettiere

Forget the sweet, good-girl look of everyone’s favorite Hero, Hayden Panettiere. Girl got all dolled up for this Netflix soiree, and well, I hate it. Like, totally, totally hate it.
Here’s the thing: I’m all about change and adventure and experimentation in the fashion department. But sometimes, if something’s working damn well for you, you ought just to stick with it. And to see H.P. go all crazy with the black and the mini and the red lips and the super-sleek hair…it’s just exasperating. She’s clearly trying too hard to be different, and that, my dahlings, I have a hard time …read more

Hayden Panettiere: A Vision at the Teen Choice Awards

Hayden Panettiere: A Vision at the Teen Choice Awards

The stars were out in full force at the Teen Choice Awards last night, and one Hayden Panettiere looked nothing short of killer fab.
I absolutely die over this dress. The fit, the colors, the accents…drool. She looks comfy, yet chic at the same time. And not only that, I am also tickled by the fact that she curled up her short ‘do, which is a fun surprise considering all the short/straight cuts out there.
Lovin’ your gig here, Hayden. It’s been a while since you’ve disappointed me. Keep it girl, keep it up.

Hayden Panettiere is Feeling Sunny (and Looking Fly!)

Hayden Panettiere is Feeling Sunny (and Looking Fly!)

*Drool!* I am loving this dress of cutie pie Hayden Panettiere’s. What a simple, but chic look, no? Everything is perfect about this. The color against her golden skin (the color in general is hot!), the long, gold necklace, the trademark massive gigantor handbag, even the flip flops work with this. Top that with Hayden’s freaking adorable new ‘do, and oooooh, my snarky self is getting the shivers all over.
This is such a great look! (Haven’t I mentioned that?!?!)
So am I the only one who is so stricken by this? Or are you equally as in lurve? Pull up …read more

Kim Kardashian: Another Hollywood Golden Girl

Kim Kardashian: Another Hollywood Golden Girl

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Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, her Girls, and her assalicios caboose, but the girl really is beautiful. Sure, she puts it right out there in a “Ba-dow!” kind of way, and “modest” is surely not an adjective you’re likely to find yourself using when speaking of her, but damn. When the girl looks hot, she’s hot.
Check her out here wearing this fabby golden dress. It’s clear that …read more

Extra, Extra! Hayden Panettiere Sprouts a Tail!

Extra, Extra! Hayden Panettiere Sprouts a Tail!

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Pfffft! Check this out, dahlings! Who knew Heroes cutie, Hayden Panettiere has been hiding a tail under her clothes all this time? Heh, the secrets people keep, huh?


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