You have to be pretty pathetic and narcissistic to walk around all day with a copy of your nearly nude girlfriend on the cover of a magazine. I realize you two haven’t had much to do lately, but wouldn’t this have been a nice moment for Heidi and Spencer time? Quiet reflection on how completely and utterly made for each other you two are – both being such obnoxious fame whores and all.
Yes, on two more separate occasions Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were seen posing with Heidi’s upcoming issue of Playboy. The first picture is of Heidi and Spencer …read more

I had finally repressed the last season of The Hills and Speidi’s horrible display of whiny behavior on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here but now…they’re back.
Here is Heidi Montag at the Los Angeles Premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra and I just can’t get over how plastic she looks. It shouldn’t be surprising at this point. Enough time and money has been spent on sculpting her into a slutty looking Barbie doll. But I still hold out a secret hope that Heidi will go back to her pre-Spencer roots (and I do mean roots …read more

As much as I can’t stand these two blonde bobbleheads, there’s something almost precocious and endearing about newlyweds, Spencer and Heidi Pratt. With her big old fake lips and his painfully bad facial hair, they are a disaster of a couple so obviously desperately seeking approval from the masses.
Either Spencer and Heidi are seriously the biggest idiots in the world or they are actually two insanely brilliant people – because we keep watching. Regardless, it’s endlessly entertaining to see them posing for the camera, giving it all they got in order to tack ona few more brief seconds to their …read more

This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable.
First of all, Janice’s shoes look an awful lot like orthopedic loafers. Maybe if her legs weren’t revealing her actual age (sorry honey, no matter how skinny you are or how much plastic surgery you get, age spots and veins give away the truth), the shoes wouldn’t be such a problem, but in this context, she looks like she was up all night working the graveyard shift …read more

If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do …read more

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Well, dahlings, it appears as though Pretty Boy Spencer Pratt and Beautiful Girl Heidi Montag, are taking things a bit too far in the “How-close-can-we-possibly-look-to-Ken-and-Barbie” department.
I mean, come on.
Since this is Spence’s standby dressed-up look, I’ll excuse everything but his crappy posture. But Heidi? Lawda mercy. Girlfriend’s hair screams “Wedding Day Barbie” and the slip, er, dress, screams “Wedding Day Barbie’s Honeymoon in Nashville goes awry”.
And don’t even get me started on those gawdawful, ugly-ass golden blocks on her feet. Gah!
So, I suppose it’s pretty obvious that I am very much packing up my Snarkstress Seal …read more