Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.

Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot of mining went into this couple’s bridal jewelry. A whole dern lot.

Anyhoo, this is my Snarkstress Shout Out to this stylish couple since I sadly had to miss the wedding and I’ve yet to give them a proper congrats. So congrats Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. And thanks for doing your part to keep the miners and jewelers of the world in business. Bless your hearts.

*mwah*

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George Clooney

So Gorgeous George Clooney was set to be the wrapper of the Snarkstress Men About Town series yesterday, but when I saw that today was his birthday, I just had to save this sexy beast for your Tuesday pleasure.

Looking super-fly over the weekend, Clooney rocks the jeans and jacket look, pretty much putting anyone else who tries this to bed. What’s more? He’s got a manbag, people. A manbag! And while most gents would incur my shameless snarky wrath for even daring to don a manbag, George gets a big, fat Snarkstress Seal of Approval for such goings-on. He looks fab. All the men of the world (well, aside from Brad Pitt) should take note.

Anyhoo, loves, why don’t you join me in wishing George a Happy 47th Birthday? Perhaps if enough of us strike up a party, he’ll stop in.

What? You never know…

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Speed Racer’s Emile Hirsch

He’s a smidge scruffier than the rest, but the next stylish fella featured in the Snarkstress Men About Town Monday series is the Speed Racer himself, Emile Hirsch. His completely cazh look and floppy ‘do make him appear all skaterish, but in a Hollywood kind of way. This is definitely a look Anyman USA could duplicate without looking like a fraud.

So the next time you’re headed out for date night at the local brew pub, have your honey get his Emile on and bask in the glow of jealous looks from the ladies. Ahhh, sweet victory.

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Sex and the City’s Chris Noth

Next up in the Snarkstress’s Men About Town Monday series is none other than Sex and the City’s Mr. Big, Chris Noth. Here’s a great photo of him looking, well, sexy in the city.

What do you think of Big’s, er, Chris’s jeans-with-suit-coat look, dahlings? I adore it and particularly like how he cazhed it up with the tee peeking out from under the button-up. That, of course, takes the look to just the right degree of “I-tired-hard-to-make-it-look-like-I-didn’t-try-hard”. It’s pure manly genius.

Therefore, my loves, Chris Noth hath secured a spot as drool-worthy on a Monday. No small feat for discerning fashion critics like we, no?

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Brad Pitt and Pax Jolie-Pitt

First up in the Snarkstress’s Men About Town Monday series is the ever-beautiful Brad Pitt, seen here on a beach in France toting around kid #3 out of 464 (or something like that). I am sooo loving Brad’s casual beachy style: the jeans, the white shirt, the hat that in no way resembles a newsboy. And, of course, his manly scruff most definitely adds to the overall dudeliciousness of him (not to mention the hot daddy “Awwww” factor). Hot cinders!

Brad, looking fabby dahling. Thanks for being our first piece of eye candy this morning (as if you had a choice). Suddenly the day seems just a smidgen brighter…

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The start of a new week can be rough, Mama Snarkstress knows. So to lighten your mood today, I’m-a-gonna feature some superfly mancakes, all dolled up in their Weekend Casual best. My gift to you.

So stay tuned for some of the best in dudeliciousness. And if you have a special request, leave me a comment and I’ll try to seek out a great photo for you. Yes, I lurve you that much.

Be sure to check back often today. You never know who my snarky bad self will feature next…

*mwah*

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