The tshirt dress is a staple for any girl’s wardrobe – but Sophie Monk and LeAnn Rimes seem to have the same misunderstanding about just how “tshirt-y” the tshirt dress should be. Indeed, Sophie’s version is shorter, sexier and almost a wee bit risque. LeAnn on the other hand looks a tad frumpy in her crisp white shirt…almost like she just rolled out of her lover’s bed, grabbed his shirt and snuck out the door. The shoe choices each of them have made only compound the differences evident in each of their outfits.
What do they have in common? Both ladies …read more

I don’t even remember the last time I saw a floral print this gaudy and cheap looking…but I’m pretty sure it was in the mid-nineties when big butterfly prints and little daisy sundresses reigned surpreme.
Unfortunately for Lorielle New, this is not the nineties – it’s 2009 and she’s on red carpet for the Los Angeles premiere of “Shorts”. Between the hat, that ugly necklace, strangely out of place crocodile print purse and this loud print that doesn’t belong anywhere (not in a dress, or top, or shoes, or even little mini clutch wallet for that matter) I’m just surprised her …read more

You have to be pretty pathetic and narcissistic to walk around all day with a copy of your nearly nude girlfriend on the cover of a magazine. I realize you two haven’t had much to do lately, but wouldn’t this have been a nice moment for Heidi and Spencer time? Quiet reflection on how completely and utterly made for each other you two are – both being such obnoxious fame whores and all.
Yes, on two more separate occasions Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were seen posing with Heidi’s upcoming issue of Playboy. The first picture is of Heidi and Spencer …read more

I had finally repressed the last season of The Hills and Speidi’s horrible display of whiny behavior on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here but now…they’re back.
Here is Heidi Montag at the Los Angeles Premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra and I just can’t get over how plastic she looks. It shouldn’t be surprising at this point. Enough time and money has been spent on sculpting her into a slutty looking Barbie doll. But I still hold out a secret hope that Heidi will go back to her pre-Spencer roots (and I do mean roots …read more

Lately I have been rather tough on Sienna Miller. She has disappointed with ugly pants and hideous patterns. But this old Hollywood inspired gold gown for the Hollywood premiere of G.I. Joe is gorgeous. Reminiscent of the canary yellow gown that really elevated Michelle Williams from Dawson’s Creek to Hollywood Starlet at the Oscars a few years ago, this is a long overdue improvement for Sienna’s typical miniskirts and mod shapes.
Well done, Sienna – everything from the soft waves to the burgandy lips is polished and perfect for this event. Lets hope we continue to see more of the same, …read more

On the heels of a brilliantly common sense study about how tanning beds are basically designed to kill people (regardless of how perfectly bronze one’s skin becomes), here is Janice Dickinson looking like a tomato while on her way to Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood. I’m not even sure what to cover first. How much the outfit she is wearing offends my sensibilities? Or the way her enormous fake boobs actually look saggy in the top. What about the frighteningly veiny calves?
Janice, sweetie – you’re getting older. Deal with it. This level of extreme lengths to be as vain as …read more

Oh, Jessica Simpson. With a friend like Ken Paves, you would think that your hair would always look good.And usually it does. But these lackluster locks are a disgrace to the entire fake hair brand the two of you created.
But worse than the hair, darling Jess, is the dress. Honey, you have one heck of a chest. I thoroughly commend you for your curvy shape and ample bosom. But this neckline is making you look like one heck of a trampy hillbilly.
Are you trying to hurt Ken Paves’ feelings on his birthday? Do you even realize how unflattering this whole …read more

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

Erm…did Elizabeth Banks’s twelve year old niece do her hair and makeup for the premiere of Funny People in Hollywood?
Because if so..well, good job little girl. But, in case there were actual professionals involved in the matter, I have to wonder if they are playing a cruel joke on Elizabeth, because the wild hair combined with the rosy cheeks and bright pink lipstick is a wee bit much if you ask me.
Everything else, well – it’s fine. The dress works, shoes look nice and her little clutch fits in well. But everything from the neck up just baffles me. Especially …read more

Are ya having a bad day, Toni?
I just can’t understand why someone as talented as you has let things get this far. Clearly, you’re a smart woman. Professional? Absolutely. But what in the name of all things holy has let you leave the house looking all greasy and sloppy like this?
Clearly, I can’t let it stand. I just can’t let you degrade your otherwise innately fabulous self by slowly turning into a wrinkled old spinster from Harry Potter. Sorry, darling…that’s the role you look poised for here.
But…that’s not all.
Did you seriously have to take it one step farther with those …read more