Kim Kardashian Should Not Wear Harem Pants
August 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Do you remember that time when you took a quiz to find out what your career should be? By answering a series of simple questions, a tremendous amount of insight into you was gathered and conclusions created about how you should spend the next fifty years of your life.
There should be a similar quiz offered to girls who need to know whether a particular trend of the moment is right for their body shape. Of course common sense should have told Kim Kardashian that harem pants are the mortal enemy for curvy figures, but then again there must be times …read more
Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts
July 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Wow, Ashley. Usually you’re so predictable and understated. Not in a bad way, but in a “I rarely get to talk about you because you make the right decisions” kind of way.
But…
The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?
These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.
High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you …read more
Teri Hatcher Looks…Kind of Hot, Actually
May 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Wow, I never thought this day would come…but here is Teri Hatcher leaving the David Letterman Show and she looks…good.
Not at all crazy and old. Her dress is simple and straightforward – plain enough that if she was not Teri Hatcher, chances are she would look incredibly boring. But she is Teri Hatcher. So she can pair this plain dress with the kind of essential heels every woman should own, add a couple pieces of jewelry, and she’s all set.
I don’t think I’m over my shock at writing this post yet…but there it is. Teri Hatcher might actually still have …read more
