Janice Dickinson Shows Us How To Age Poorly
August 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
On the heels of a brilliantly common sense study about how tanning beds are basically designed to kill people (regardless of how perfectly bronze one’s skin becomes), here is Janice Dickinson looking like a tomato while on her way to Madeo Restaurant in West Hollywood. I’m not even sure what to cover first. How much the outfit she is wearing offends my sensibilities? Or the way her enormous fake boobs actually look saggy in the top. What about the frighteningly veiny calves?
Janice, sweetie – you’re getting older. Deal with it. This level of extreme lengths to be as vain as …read more
Paulina Porizkova Calls Herself A Hooker
May 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Even though Tyra is claiming it’s the recession that did Paulina in on America’s Next Top Model, an interview with Modelina offers a little more insight into Paulina Porizkova’s personality than you could see behind the judge’s table.
A couple choice soundbites from the video:
On whether she loved her work as a supermodel…who knew Paulina was such a genius with analogies.
“I didn’t love my work. I don’t really like fashion all that much, but I felt that I was getting paid a huge amount of money and I am nothing but professional. Once you are a hooker, it’s just a …read more
Mr. & Mrs. Pratt Run Into Janice Dickinson
May 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable.
First of all, Janice’s shoes look an awful lot like orthopedic loafers. Maybe if her legs weren’t revealing her actual age (sorry honey, no matter how skinny you are or how much plastic surgery you get, age spots and veins give away the truth), the shoes wouldn’t be such a problem, but in this context, she looks like she was up all night working the graveyard shift …read more
