Britney Spears Takes A Step Back
June 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Hopefully last week’s surprise step up in the looks department from Ms. Britney Spears was not a fluke. Or a well played attempt to fool us into thinking that Britney really wants to grow out of her trashy roots and start taking care of her personal appearance…
Because this is a big step back, honey.
I don’t mean to nag you, Brit. But you seem like the kind of girl who could use a little routine and predictability in her life. While we all have days where baby pink boots and short shorts seem like a good idea (okay, I don’t. but …read more
Ciara Puts On Her Purple Suede Shoes
June 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
I don’t know where Ciara got these shoes, or what possessed her to make the purchase, but they have got to be the most unflattering interpretation of the gladiator sandal trend I have scene yet. Too many straps, too purple, too clunky, too many things wrong all at once.
Other than the shoes, Ciara looks just fine for your typical day house hunting in California. But they are just so over the top bad I can’t stand it.If you are purposefully trying to make your thighs look twice as big, then by all means pick them up in purple, pink, green, …read more
Ponchos and Cutt-offs Don’t Mix, Lily Allen
March 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
If there is the number one way to out-grandma your friends, it’s to drape a knit poncho over your shoulders. Even if you pair such a poncho with ugly jean cutoffs, black tights, and candy colored sunglasses – you will still look like a grandma, Lily Allen.
Just now you look like a grandma who is kind of senile and thinks she can still run with the kids. Steer clear of such disasterous ponchos and please remember to make sure your accessories and outfit appear to be from the same generation.
Additionally…who creates a neckline like that? Is it stylish to look …read more
