When you hear that couples are on the rocks and then you see them out in public holding hands, it is usually not a good sign.  The hand holding is just tooooo obvious and it makes it seem like they’re trying too hard!  At first I saw this photo of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way to watch Jay-Z perform live at Pauley Pavilion in LA and thought “Oh cute!  They are back together!”  But then I looked a little closer…and they look like the most miserable (yet still beautiful) couple ever!!!
Their outfits look chic and perfectly accessorized …read more

Okay, the jacket fits. It fits her. But it doesn’t fit this outfit.
I love the jacket. And the evening gown Jessica Biel is wearing to the Cartier 100th Anniversary event is passable (not the best color for her, but fine.) However the combination is not quite right. And the pretty clutch is making the whole thing look even less polished and cohesive.
If she just lost the jacket, saved it for an afternoon puttering around Manhattan with Justin instead of attending an important evening affair, then we probably wouldn’t be in this fashion predicament in the first place.

The Oscars. What a wondrous Hollywood event. The epitome of Hollywood glamour and fashion…usually.
For several years, we saw some pretty scary frocks sashaying down the Red Carpet, but this year, I am thrilled to say, was a fabulous return to glamour. Many, many starlets rocked the RC with some of the most beautiful dresses in years (hello Penelope, Angelina, SJP et al).
However…
Of course, where there is fab fashion, there is also freaky fashion. Case in point: Jessica Biel.
Just what in the hell was Jess thinking here? What in the world is that appendage hanging off her gown? It’s like …read more

Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.
Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!
While I’m particularly disturbed by the pumps, I am just aghast at the overall “blah-ness” of this look. Even her hair and makeup are snooze-inducing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just nodded off…so sorry.
We know this girl can do better. We’ve seen it. But in this instance, I’d …read more