How To Make Yourself Look WAY Bigger than You Are, By: Jessica Simpson
September 10, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Make Up, Singers
Jessica Simpson on GMA
Gawd bless Jessica Simpson for getting her yee-hawing buns out on the concert circuit (here, performing live on Good Morning America), but holy hell. Who dressed this girl? She looks more like she’s about to slip on some wooden clogs or something, rather than cowboy boots. And the top? Gah! Talk about a horrible fit! I’m all for showing off The Girls you know, but here the cut of this wretched blouse-thingy is just plain wrong.
I’m aghast that someone who is looking to make a name for herself in a whole other genre than what’s she’s …read more
