Justin and Jessica Look Bored
November 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Jessica Biel, Singers, couples
When you hear that couples are on the rocks and then you see them out in public holding hands, it is usually not a good sign. The hand holding is just tooooo obvious and it makes it seem like they’re trying too hard! At first I saw this photo of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way to watch Jay-Z perform live at Pauley Pavilion in LA and thought “Oh cute! They are back together!” But then I looked a little closer…and they look like the most miserable (yet still beautiful) couple ever!!!
Their outfits look chic and perfectly accessorized …read more
Is Justin Timberlake Disguised as Waldo?
March 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Musicians
If you have achieved a certain amount of notoriety, perhaps it makes sense to adopt an alternate persona. From the looks of things, Justin Timberlake has determined that nothing spells discretion like dressing up as if you are a character from a popular children’s book. Timberlake’s Waldo glasses are paired with a scarf that makes me wonder if he really thinks lavender is his color…or if Jessica just picked it out for him.
Either way, this is a step in the wrong direction, dear JT – I suggest you go home and find some casual wear that doesn’t include such…ahh…”distinctive” accessory …read more
Jessica Biel: Workin’ 9 to 5?
August 8, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes
Look Everyone! It’s…Zzzzzz….Jessica Biel.
Um, just WTF is going on with Jessica Biel? Good Gawd, dahlings, girlfriend looks like she just slipped out from behind the desk of a temp agency, no? This is so not up to Justin Timberlake standards. Perhaps he needs to remind his lady to bring the sexyback already!
While I’m particularly disturbed by the pumps, I am just aghast at the overall “blah-ness” of this look. Even her hair and makeup are snooze-inducing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just nodded off…so sorry.
We know this girl can do better. We’ve seen it. But in this instance, I’d …read more
