Katie Price’s Power Is Out And Mirrors Gone
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
What on earth is happening here, Katie Price? I’ve given you a lot of slack lately considering how much you’ve got going on in your life and how bad your sense of style has always been. It took a lot of time and effort, but I’ve forgiven you (mostly) for the equestrian clothing photoshoot travesty and do hope you’ve learned your lesson about how not to get out of a car when paparazzi are around.
But today is a new day, Katie…and this is ten steps back from slutty and teetering on full out catastrophe right here. You look like you’re …read more
Katie Price Reveals Way Too Much
May 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
I just can’t understand why anyone would want to reveal this much of themselves in such a crazy skimpy dress.
Here is a super tan Katie Price leaving Nobu with equally as tan Peter Andre – wearing a dress that’s could have passed for a bathing suit in the 1930s.
The glamazon hair, the fake eyelashes, heels only really meant for the runway…you might think Katie Price has it all, right?
Well, almost.
You can buy yourself some fake boobs, but it’s a lot harder to erase the cellulite. Even on a super skinny frame like Katie’s.
Somehow, this picture makes Katie Price human again. …read more
Jordan “Reveals” Her Kid’s Equestrian Line
March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
Oh, dear.
Who is this vision in dark blue almost purple velour? What is it that makes her eyes sparkle so…is it the turquoise eyeliner? The slightly shimmery powder on her cheeks? The glow of millions in the bank?
Here is Britain’s own Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing what she does best…looking shamelessly tramp-y sexy and getting paid to do so.
But what is this event that she has dressed up for? Stripper convention? A hot new nightclub with pony shaped tables for resting a cocktail?
Sadly…no.
Darling Jordan has launched a clothing line. An equestrian clothing line. A children’s equestrian clothing line.
Yes, those would …read more
