I am searching for words to describe the strange dress that Katy Perry wore to the press conference for the MTV Europe Music Awards…so far I have shag rug, ostrich, and floor mop.  If you had a little lap dog this dress would be perfect because it could fall asleep in your lap so easily…so soft and snuggly.
It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out.  Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude …read more

Well well well, what have we here??  Is that really glamour girl Katy Perry caught out in Hollywood sans red lipstick and old Hollywood waves?  I would have to say that I would definitely not even recognize this young lady if I spotted her on the street without her total vintage style that she usually rocks.
I wouldn’t say that she looks bad…she just looks normal.  Until now I thought she looked like a Vargas girl 24/7!  I think I liked the idea that she was transported in a time machine to our era and brought her taste in fashion with …read more

Don’t get me wrong…I am not a muppet hater.  In fact, I quite love those adorable little alien creatures that prove that love and friendship can cross all boundaries of species and color (Kermie and Piggy!).  But muppets have no place on a cleavage boosting party dress.  Katy Perry showed up to the 2010 Ready-to-Wear Castelbajac fashion show wearing this colorful muppet print party dress.  Call me fashion undereducated if you want, but I am just not impressed with Jean Charles de Castelbajac’s idea to send muppets down the runway.  Did anyone else see Lady Gaga’s head-to-toe outfit created entirely …read more

Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more

Katy, Katy, Katy. You’re so very much on my no-no list. Everything about this whole floral arrangement pantsuit screams gaudy. Even for bowling with your friends. Who goes bowling in a pantsuit, for one -and for two why such a strong floral pattern? Even the blazer alone would be too much – but combining the blazer with skinny purple flower pants (words that should not go together) is so disappointing on many levels.
Do us all a favor and go with jeans and an old college hoodie next time you go bowling, Katy. There are no occasions in the world that …read more

Stop – I know what you’re going to say. Katy, what’s going on with your top? Well, friends…I’m bringing The BeDazzler back. Do you remember The BeDazzler? It was that fantastic toy you had as a kid if you grew up in the 80s? Along with puffy paint and wearing scrunchies outside the house, this was one of those trends that faded away…but it’s time for it to come back.
Now I totally understand if you’re skeptical. But think about all the trend setting I’ve done lately! Just a year ago, weren’t you still feeling the taboo of kissing a girlfriend …read more

Singer Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Okay, we all know she kissed a girl and she liked it. But obviously, that girl wasn’t a stylist. Because this outfit is nothing short of WTF?!?
Seriously, now. I am so having some trippy flashbacks of Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island. All we need are some pigtails and a coconut radio and it’s like Bob Denver could appear around any corner. Freaky, eh?
So my advice, Ms. Perry. Find a girl with Cherry Chapstick that also has good fashion sense and play a little tonsil hockey with her. Because next time I see a pic of you, …read more