Kelly Osbourne Leaves Whiskey Mist Confused
August 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Ick. Kelly Osbourne this is not a good look for you. I realize you’ve been cavorting all around London but the hair, splotchy skin and hipster glasses are all a bit over the top – don’t you think?
But worse than anything is the confused look on Kelly’s face. You would almost think this is the first time that you were stalked by paparazzi around the city. Yes, they will take photos of you and your lame thrifty store ensemble – that actually probably cost a cool couple grand – as well as the awful faded tattoo on your foot. Then …read more
Kelly Osbourne’s Platinum Blonde Hair
May 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
So now it would appear Kelly Osbourne is a platinum blonde again. She and her beau Luke Worrall have gone all Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow circa the 1997 “The Devil’s Own” premiere. The only difference being that Kelly is no Gwenyth and the thought of Luke as Brad Pitt is pretty laughable.
I just don’t understand why Kelly Osborne continues to try to run around Hollywood. Here she is at The Second Annual British Comedy Festival and besides the blindingly white blonde hair…what has she done? What is she going to be known for?
Kelly Osborne could probably be somebody if she just …read more
