Jessica Simpson, Was Ken Paves Off Duty?
August 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Oh, Jessica Simpson. With a friend like Ken Paves, you would think that your hair would always look good.And usually it does. But these lackluster locks are a disgrace to the entire fake hair brand the two of you created.
But worse than the hair, darling Jess, is the dress. Honey, you have one heck of a chest. I thoroughly commend you for your curvy shape and ample bosom. But this neckline is making you look like one heck of a trampy hillbilly.
Are you trying to hurt Ken Paves’ feelings on his birthday? Do you even realize how unflattering this whole …read more
Jessica Simpson Sports Daisy Dukes and Carries Around a Dead Body
August 13, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Make Up, Singers
Look at Jessica Simpson, bustin’ out the Daisy Dukes again. She must be longing for those controversial Dukes of Hazzard days, eh? (Does anyone else miss Jess and Nick together, or is it just moi?) Regardless, her stems can pull these short little ditties off, so why the hell not?
The thing I’m concerned about, however, is the gargantuan bag. She carries these around, like, always. Just what is she hiding in there? A dead body? Her ever-present hairstylist/bff Ken Paves? A photo album from the Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica days? Or maybe she’s just using those mega-bags to hide behind? …read more
Jessica Simpson Out on the Town: Hot or Not?
July 25, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes, Singers
Jessica Simpson out in NYC
Here’s our girl, Jessica Simpson, out and about with her attached-at-the-hip hairdresser, Ken Paves, in tow in NYC. Here’s my take on Jess:
I love her hair. It’s full, healthy and fab. Guess there is some benefit to having a hair stylist as your BFF, no?
As for the clothes…um, the dress. Is it ill-fitting? I dunno. Where is her cleavage?!? Gawd knows this girl’s claim to fame is her other-worldly rack, so where the hell is it? It’s non-existent with that dress on.
Then I think I might like the frock’s fabric, but maybe not. Is it a …read more
