Keri Hilson Takes A Trip Down 80s Lane
July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Okay…Keri you and I don’t cross paths very often but it seems like every single time I glance over at a picture of you…the outfit you are sporting offends me. Yellow pants? Really? Who told you that was a good idea? Liars.
As for your earrings – great idea, poor execution. Sweetie, those look like a crafting project from the second grade. At least find a pair of earrings with an Africa silhouette that don’t look heavy enough to fall right out of your earlobes at any moment.
Finally, your silver jacket. Brutal, Keri…just brutal. Based on that and the rest of …read more
Keri Hilson’s Wet Seal Album Signing
March 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
I suppose when you are doing an album signing in Wet Seal, the expectations for your outfit shouldn’t be terribly high.
But what exactly is the aesthetic Keri Hilson is looking for her? Is this out of edgy popstar 101?
There is something so ‘done’ and faux punk about this look. Everything from the animal print jacket to the ripped jeans and the sneakers. Like it’s the kind of throw away persona given to baby popstars who aren’t destined for Britney Spears-dom, but might get a song on the radio.
Keri, you’re going to have to find a way to stand out more …read more






