Prance, Pixie Geldof, Prance!
June 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Pixie Geldof, I’m not sure if I’m impressed with the shoes you’re wearing or just bewildered by your stupidity. The deciding factor must be that you seem to be unable to walk on your own without the support of two people. That alone likely means your shoes were a bad decision and could have done with a few less inches of height.
Otherwise, your black dress and jacket are fine and not suprisingly you have perfected the pixie haircut (Get it? Pixie? Because your name is Pixie? Oh my, I slay myself…). But if you’re going to try to make a …read more
Megan Fox Has An Oil Slick On Her Head
June 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, your mind, anyone’s mind – Megan Fox is hot. She is one of the most incredibly sexy actresses to come out of Hollywood…and yet…she somehow finds a way to look like some thing that crawled out of a lake while walking the red carpet at the MTV Awards.
Is it fair? No, absolutely not. Women who are this unbelievably hot have an obligation to the rest of us to live up to the standards their genes set for them. Look at that face! Completely mangled under that awful slicked back do.
Other than the …read more
