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Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Twilight saga

Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up

While I continue to be underwhelmed by Robert Pattison and his goofy facial expressions, Kristen Stewart is slowly moving up on my list of young stars.  When she’s running around in sweats and sneakers she looks like a regular old girl, but I do have to admit that when she cleans up she is impressively gorgeous.
She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels.  I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!!  Ladies, pale skin is …read more

The Beautiful Twilight People

The Beautiful Twilight People

So here you go…a picture of the three most obsessed-over young people in the world right now.  Do they disappoint?  Or do they live up to their hype?  Beautiful Twilight stars Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner popped up for a photo up in Madrid to promote New Moon.  You’ve gotta admit that they are miiiiighty pretty.  Ugh I think I have become obsessed…I tried to resist, but it’s so easy to fall into the trap!  These kids are everywhere!  I will probably be one of those crazy fans standing in line to see the movie on its first …read more

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

October 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Is Kristen Stewart Too Plain?

I am really stumped on Twilight’s leading lady Kristen Stewart.  If you love the Twilight saga then you are supposed to love Kristen Stewart, aka Bella…but for some reason I just can’t decide how I feel about her.
On one hand, she’s super awkward, quirky, and unaffected by Hollywood glam…which is kind of endearing.  But on the other hand, we are supposed to buy that both vampire and werewolf hotties are fighting over her AND that she’s dating real-life hottie Robert Pattison in real life…which kind of makes me want more from her.  Doesn’t she seem a little too plain for …read more

Right, Kristen Stewart. You’re An Original.

August 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Right, Kristen Stewart. You’re An Original.

Sure, the hair can be blamed on a movie roll. It’s possible you could even use the same excuse to try and justify the extremely pale, washed out skin too.
But nothing can excuse this outfit for the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart. Nothing.
Thanks for at least putting on a little lipgloss. Oh and even though your forced little smile is a big improvement over the usual expression of extreme boredom. But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that you couldn’t find a dress that didn’t need to be layered with a thick white tank top that is only suitable …read more


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