Shannon Elizabeth…What Happened?
August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh. My. Lord.
Shannon Elizabeth, who probably could have been slotted in among any number of “World’s Hottest” lists in the late 90s, looks like a greasy trainwreck here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party. Between the bad eye makeup, flat roots and pinched smile, it’s hard to even recognize those pretty features that were once there. Top it all off with an outfit that might have been vaguely passable in 1997 but today looks like dogmeat…well, I am truly shocked and disappointed in everything I see here.
Though some bad outfits might have a saving grace that brings it …read more
Peaches Geldof Slumming It In Glastonbury
June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Oh, how it amuses me when I see spoiled little socialites like Peaches Geldof shuffling around an The Glastonbury Festival looking like a mess of mascara, safety pins and pudge.
Sweetie, those shorts are not doing you any favors. You don’t appear to be very big at all, but the way they are riding up your bum is making you look like a very trampy flatbottomed housewife. For some reason I can’t explain, you’ve chosen a belt that has made things even more constricted around your waste. Why, Peaches? Those shorts look tight enough already.
Your hat might be cute if you …read more
