Mischa! Is that you? I can see your eyes and they aren’t covered in a pile of sooty eyeliner! Positively incredible.
Seriously though – as much as I might have reservations about the knotted neckline paired with a floral skirt and Alexander McQueen shoes that would be better suited to an outfit that didn’t contain so much bright pink (these neon puppies just want to stand on their own, darling), this is a lovely fresh faced Mischa Barton at the Launch Party for ‘I Heart Ronson” fashion collection designed by Charlotte Ronson for JCPenney.
Maybe my Mischa standards are just that low …read more

It’s unfortunate to see Molly Sims looking so sallow and haggard here – honestly, I would never have expected her to leave the house in order to pick up some milk from the corner store looking like this…let alone attend a launch party for the new OP campaign at Mel’s Diner.
How come you look so tired, Molly? What’s got you down? Whatever it is…honey, you need some time in a spa and a good thirty minutes with a makeup artist to improve on everything going on right here.
Maybe at least a little lip gloss next time, darling.

Stacy Ferguson (who I will forever call Fergie, I don’t care if she’s subtly trying to get us to use her real name now) was at the launch party for The Black Eyed Peas’ new deluxe version of their album ‘The E.N.D.’ wearing an unusual dress with a seriously cinched Xena-style waist.
I don’t think this is the most flattering look for Mrs. Fergie. Especially when you combine such a severe dress with Mary Jane shoes…it just doesn’t seem to fit.
But I could be swayed the other way, considering this is such a big improvement over much of what she’s worn …read more

When you are all cute and button-nosed, like Anna Faris, would it not make more sense to find clothes that don’t look as though they could be sized down for an eight year old on summer vacation?
Seriously, I keep expecting Anna to start running around the red carpet with a skip-it in one hand, watermelon in the other hand, and a couple of seeds stuck in her hair. Of all the jumpers one could chose, this one has to be one of the most juvenile designs – which, I might not take such issue with if she weren’t out at …read more

Lindsay Lohan and Sephora hosted a party in Santa Monica to launch her new tanning mist, Sevin Nyne. While everyone was concerned with getting all the details of the festivities organized and perfect, it appears no one thought to make sure that the guest of honor’s skin didn’t look like a tangerine.
It might also have been a good idea to ask dear Lindsay to gallivant around in skimpy bikinis where photographers might not find her. I’m sure a friend or two has a private pool, right? Did no one think that the timing of it all?
I will say this …read more

You know, if anyone could make this work…Christina Aguilera probably stood the best chance. The shoes are amazing, the lips divine and I have never loved platinum blonde as much on anyone other than darling Christina. Indeed, the curls are fantastic. But the bangs…I just don’t understand the bangs.
Too short, uneven and not doing anything to complement her face, these bangs are a menace to all things Aguilera. Grow them out immediately and let’s never talk about them again.
Now onto what she is wearing…
As I said, I am absolutely and completely head over heels for these shoes. Even the …read more

Brittany Snow, this is a fine look on you. I very much approve of the simple shape accessories and effort you have put into your makeup. This is an excellent example of how to work a bold color that has been carefully chosen to complement your features – and still look like it took absolutely no time at all. It helps that the green is set off by a bright background, but there are plenty of people who would end up looking strange in a shade that carefully walks the line between kelly and emerald greens.
I do think a simple …read more

It is nice to see little Taryn Manning out and about again, seen here at The LG “Rumorous Night” Launch Party in West Hollywood. In some ways I’ve missed her. Apparently not for her sense of style, however.
Putting aside the awkward and completely generic headband/peace sign combination, I just have to wonder why a dress made for a garden party has been combined with a leather jacket and sexy-but-not-quite-right-here shoes. Are you trying to go hippy-chic? Rocker? Innocent? Vamp?
There are elements of each found in this ensemble…but none are quite working on Taryn. Maybe if she pulled it all apart …read more

Having never heard of Jasika Nicole before, I wondered at first if I was being to harsh by immediately snickering at her matching scarf and t-shirt. But after reading up on dear Jasika, I find that the girl has been around for a few years – she should know the scene by now…I imagine she even has multiple scarves hanging in her closet.
So why is it that Jasika has chosen to pair a basic t-shirt with a scarf of the same color while posing outside of the 14th Annual Gen Art Film Festival Launch Party in New York City? There …read more