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Why I’m Going to Start Watching The Hills

October 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Why I’m Going to Start Watching The Hills

I was never a Lauren Conrad fan, so I’m suuuuper pumped that she left The Hills and they hired my fave Laguna Hills star Kristin Cavallari to replace her!  Yes I will admit that this is the absolute worst show on television and I hate myself for watching it, but come on!  Kristin Cavallari is back!  She is a billion times less boring than Lauren, and that’s all it takes to get me hooked.
Here she is filming an episode with fellow castmate Lo Bosworth.  I am not super overjoyed about her outfit, but I do LOVE her shoes!  Super cute!  …read more

Lauren Conrad Looking Plastic

October 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Lauren Conrad Looking Plastic

Well here is a perfect example of what reality TV can do to a person:  The Hills has transformed Lauren Conrad from a natural California beach beauty to a fake plastic mannequin.  Here is Lauren at the debut of her LC Lauren Conrad line at Khol’s looking extremely scary.
I think she is getting her red carpet tips from America’s Next Top Model because we’ve all heard Tyra tell the model-wannabes to streeeeetch their necks out to look tall and thin in photographs.  But wow, it really just looks awkward and ostrich-like in this picture.  The fake eyelashes and heavy eyeliner …read more

Lauren Conrad Couldn’t Stay Away For Long

June 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Lauren Conrad Couldn’t Stay Away For Long

I anticipated that it wouldn’t be long before we saw Lauren Conrad out and about again – and I was right about that. Here she is celebrating the launch of her new novel “L.A. Candy” in a sweet little sheath dress and elegant black heels. Even though I may have grown tired of her occasionally obnoxious ways on The Hills, the girl is usually quite well put together. I might even think about picking up her book and I do think she has the best potential to do something with her life post-reality television.
I might have appreciated a little bit …read more

Lauren Conrad’s Signature Style Search

June 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Lauren Conrad’s Signature Style Search

If there is one thing I like about this whole look Lauren Conrad is going for at the MTV Movie Awards, it’s those red lips. I just can’t get enough of strong red lips, so great choice there.
But the rest…
Lauren certainly has the figure for this dress. And the shoes are kind of naughty cute. But does she believe in this style? Is this really her? Hard to say anymore, but I suppose we’ll find out soon as she is no longer officially part of the MTV reality television bubble.
And, I digress…
I’m concerned that her extensions are no longer happy …read more

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

April 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do …read more

Lovin’ Lauren Conrad in Her LBD

March 19, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Hair, Make Up

Lovin’ Lauren Conrad in Her LBD

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Miss Fashionable Thang, Lauren Conrad, is sporting my new favorite LBD – the one-shoulder option. There is just something so inherently sexy about a one-shouldered gig Loves, don’t you think? To rock this look, take a cue from LC by going with bare legs and an uber-hot peep-toe.
Your hair must be either back, up, or in a short, chic style – no long curls or shoulder-length layers competing with that fabby bare shoulder.
Makeup must be smokin’ and accessories tasteful. And of course, you’ll totally need to strap on the …read more


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