Rachel and Hayden Looking Less Cute
October 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Actresses
When I first heard that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson were dating in real life (yes, I was one of the few people who actually watched them date onscreen in Jumper) I was super excited. When I found out that they were actually getting married in real life!?? Super duper excited!! Ok not as excited as I would have been if it was Adam Brody, but Hayden is a good second best. Two tiny little cuties!!
Rachel Bilson is one of my fashion icons so I follow her every outfit. She is one of those girls who has a complete and …read more
Debra Messing Looks Like Someone’s Grandma
September 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Do you remember Will and Grace? How radiant Debra Messing was, week after week? I think during the show’s run I probably dyed my hair red three times in the hopes that I would some how capture some of that charm Grace charm. Alas, instead I got a big hairdresser bill and red hair for one wash (after which, it faded…fast.).
But who is this lady maniacally smiling outside of LAX? Grace’s grandmother?
I’m disappointed, Debra. Did you seriously think that frizzy mop, oversize sweater and heinous glasses would work for you? Actually I might like the glasses in another setting, but …read more
Tyra Banks, What’s Up With Your Pants?
July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Oh, Tyra – who was responsible for your hair today? I’m pretty sure most girls in high school could work a flat iron better than that…so really, what’s your excuse?
But let’s forget about the hair for a second (but just a second) and really focus in on the worst part of this travel get-up. Are you seriously wearing jersey capris and trying to walk it out like a runway diva? Lord knows you’ve earned your title as a runway diva…but this isn’t the outfit to flaunt that, darling, now is it?
No, my dear – there really is nothing about this …read more
Ty Pennington Knows How To Stand Out At LAX
April 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
You know, I don’t ask much of Ty Pennington. I don’t watch his TV show, am not interested in home renovations and just generally feel an overwhelming amount of disdain for reality television.
But this right here is just too much.
Ty Pennington sawing a piece of wood in half is just fine. I won’t care enough to watch, so that whole scene would go unnoticed. Ty Pennington wearing hipster glasses and tight jeans with his butt crack hanging out?
That…I am decidedly, one hundred percent, not okay with.
Pull up your pants, take off those ridiculous glasses and maybe I will consider watching …read more






