Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more

Ick. Kelly Osbourne this is not a good look for you. I realize you’ve been cavorting all around London but the hair, splotchy skin and hipster glasses are all a bit over the top – don’t you think?
But worse than anything is the confused look on Kelly’s face. You would almost think this is the first time that you were stalked by paparazzi around the city. Yes, they will take photos of you and your lame thrifty store ensemble – that actually probably cost a cool couple grand – as well as the awful faded tattoo on your foot. Then …read more

I keep hoping one of these days, Tyra is actually going to award a  would-be model the title of America’s Next Top Model…and that from there we might actually see that girl go on to do something more than just be another has-been reality TV star.
None of the winners have really made it – and while I would love to get into a whole debate about the reasons and legitimacy of Tyra’s reality TV show that will not die, let’s instead ask ourselves how many cans of hairspray Whitney Thompson used before leaving the house to attend the Eighth Annual …read more

I had no idea Alicia Silverstone had joined the Hell’s Angels…but it appears that she has replaced her former bright blonde image with a dirty blonde, leather jacket and boot wearing style. Her green silk shirt makes me sad. So, so sad.
Is this really it, Alicia? Is your appearance at the premiere of Tetro a sign of what we should expect from now on? Oh! Or maybe you are just getting ready for a role like Charlize Theron did in Monster. That must be it – you’re uglying yourself up for a movie…of course! Why didn’t I think of that …read more

Okay, the jacket fits. It fits her. But it doesn’t fit this outfit.
I love the jacket. And the evening gown Jessica Biel is wearing to the Cartier 100th Anniversary event is passable (not the best color for her, but fine.) However the combination is not quite right. And the pretty clutch is making the whole thing look even less polished and cohesive.
If she just lost the jacket, saved it for an afternoon puttering around Manhattan with Justin instead of attending an important evening affair, then we probably wouldn’t be in this fashion predicament in the first place.

Okay, Taylor. This is too far.
At one point, it was almost cute, now it’s just obnoxious. Your hair is out of control, that candy colored lipstick looks ridiculous and the way you are strutting over to the TopShop VIP Party, you would think you own the place.
But you don’t, dear Taylor. You are part of a television show that probably only has one more season left in it before if fizzles out faster than you can say Marisa Cooper. Now, most insecure actresses would go all sloppy psycho with their fashion choices after the show is over…but you, my darling …read more