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Lily Allen Looking Like a Hot Pink Gnome

October 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Lily Allen Looking Like a Hot Pink Gnome

Yes, neon brights are definitely IN this Fall.  If you can look great in hot pink, then kudos to you and you go girl.  This is definitely Michael Kors’ signature color for Fall, so either this is his piece or someone is totally knocking him off.  Anyways, some hot pink pieces work and some don’t.
Lily Allen was spotted leaving the Omega Constellation party at Almada and she was hard to miss in this super bright neon coat.  I have to admit that I actually would like the coat if it weren’t for the HORRENDOUS pointy hood!!!  What is up with …read more

Lily Allen Looking Disheveled For Dinner

July 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Lily Allen Looking Disheveled For Dinner

Lily, my dear – what is going on with your makeup?
You meet up for dinner with a guy like Charles Saatchi looking like Mischa Barton applied your eyeliner and (of course) forgot all about lipgloss? And the hair….oh, such potential. A little bit too messy, honey. Hairs are flying left and right because they’re not tucked in properly under that headband (which I will admit, is very cute).
Now, let’s talk about the outfit…which looks like it was borrowed right out of Rihanna’s closet. There are so many patterns and conflicting trends happening here that I’m not quite sure what to …read more

Lily Allen’s Right Boob Tries To Run For It

June 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Lily Allen’s Right Boob Tries To Run For It

You never know what’s going to happen when you’re taking a smoke break in between takes for your new music video. You might run into old friends…hear a really good joke…see a hummingbird…or nearly expose yourself to the entire crew and crowd of leering photographers.
If you are Lily Allen, then it appears there really is only one option. That boob should have been locked down and secured with a strip of fashion tape, but apparently someone’s half asleep on the job. I do hope next time Lily pays a bit more attention to what’s happening in the chest area …read more

Ponchos and Cutt-offs Don’t Mix, Lily Allen

March 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Ponchos and Cutt-offs Don’t Mix, Lily Allen

If there is the number one way to out-grandma your friends, it’s to drape a knit poncho over your shoulders. Even if you pair such a poncho with ugly jean cutoffs, black tights, and candy colored sunglasses – you will still look like a grandma, Lily Allen.
Just now you look like a grandma who is kind of senile and thinks she can still run with the kids. Steer clear of such disasterous ponchos and please remember to make sure your accessories and outfit appear to be from the same generation.
Additionally…who creates a neckline like that? Is it stylish to look …read more


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