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Lily Allen Looking Like a Hot Pink Gnome

The Snarkstress — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:57:58 +0000

Yes, neon brights are definitely IN this Fall. If you can look great in hot pink, then kudos to you and you go girl. This is definitely Michael Kors’ signature color for Fall, so either this is his piece or someone is totally knocking him off. Anyways, some hot pink pieces work and some don’t.

Lily Allen was spotted leaving the Omega Constellation party at Almada and she was hard to miss in this super bright neon coat. I have to admit that I actually would like the coat if it weren’t for the HORRENDOUS pointy hood!!! What is up with that?? Why would you add an element to a design that references both a garden gnome and a member of an organization based on extreme acts of racism (I’m not even going to mention the name…but we all know what I’m saying here!)? Terrible choice!

Yay to neon pink, but nay to pointy hoods.

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Lily Allen Looking Disheveled For Dinner

The Snarkstress — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:30:45 +0000

Lily, my dear – what is going on with your makeup?

You meet up for dinner with a guy like Charles Saatchi looking like Mischa Barton applied your eyeliner and (of course) forgot all about lipgloss? And the hair….oh, such potential. A little bit too messy, honey. Hairs are flying left and right because they’re not tucked in properly under that headband (which I will admit, is very cute).

Now, let’s talk about the outfit…which looks like it was borrowed right out of Rihanna’s closet. There are so many patterns and conflicting trends happening here that I’m not quite sure what to say. Your vest is probably what’s bothering me the most – but a close second are those strange squiggly pants.

Nice choice on the blue bag, which I’m assuming is Chanel?

Though I’m glad you have finally taken off those silly wigs, Lily…from the looks of it, we’ve still got a long road back to the top.

Image: Splash News

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Lily Allen’s Right Boob Tries To Run For It

The Snarkstress — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:40:41 +0000

You never know what’s going to happen when you’re taking a smoke break in between takes for your new music video. You might run into old friends…hear a really good joke…see a hummingbird…or nearly expose yourself to the entire crew and crowd of leering photographers.

If you are Lily Allen, then it appears there really is only one option. That boob should have been locked down and secured with a strip of fashion tape, but apparently someone’s half asleep on the job. I do hope next time Lily pays a bit more attention to what’s happening in the chest area while hanging around the set…!

Image: Baur Griffin

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Ponchos and Cutt-offs Don’t Mix, Lily Allen

The Snarkstress — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 06:08:17 +0000

If there is the number one way to out-grandma your friends, it’s to drape a knit poncho over your shoulders. Even if you pair such a poncho with ugly jean cutoffs, black tights, and candy colored sunglasses – you will still look like a grandma, Lily Allen.

Just now you look like a grandma who is kind of senile and thinks she can still run with the kids. Steer clear of such disasterous ponchos and please remember to make sure your accessories and outfit appear to be from the same generation.

Additionally…who creates a neckline like that? Is it stylish to look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame? I didn’t think so, Lily. I didn’t think so.

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