Help!!  I’m addicted to posting terrible pictures of Lindsay Lohan!!!  I tell myself, let the girl slide this time…she’s probably just hungover and you shouldn’t slam her everytime she looks sad and haggard.  But I just can’t help myself!
So….here she is again…the infamous young escapee from rehab on her way to the red carpet at the Rock the Casbah Gala in Hollywood.  What is the deal with her hair???  I’m wondering if she hangs out with Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta because it definitely looks like she’s wearing an old ratty wig.  Hmm…as I investigate closer it looks …read more

UGH!  I said I wouldn’t….but I just…can’t….help myself!!  I posted a beautiful picture of my new happy fashion icon Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala and said no no no I must not post a trainwreck red carpet shot of LiLo again.  But I couldn’t resist!  This poor girl just continues to stumble down and down!  Right before our eyes!  The crazy thing to me is that she must have a few clones running around because somehow she makes it to every party AND every red carpet.  Why are red carpet photoshoots the one thing that she can manage to …read more

The infamous Lohan sisters have been spotted around Paris for Fashion Week looking pretty sad and scrawny.  If I were invited to sit in the front row at some of the greatest fashion shows in the world, I think I would try to show a little bit of class and sophistication and maybe think twice about looking grumpy and dirty.  But what was I thinking?  That is definitely way too much to ask from the Lohan girls.
It is just becoming a sad American pastime to watch these girls go from super cutey wholesome to total and complete disasters.  Seriously I …read more

Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more

I’m not sure if I’m more surprised to see Lindsay Lohan back as a bottle blonde or hear that she actually has acting work and will be starring in a feature film with Robert De Niro. Either way, it’s quite a change for Lohan, though what hasn’t changed is her attraction to sheer tops, ugly shoes, big sunglasses and purses that remind everyone around her of just how big of a celebrity she is (or so she thinks).
What are the odds that this new movie will be a flop? Have we started taking bets yet? Tough to tell, but if …read more

You know…I would love to say that this was a publicity stunt for a new movie. Or even a little on the job training for Lindsay Lohan in preparation for a new role. But no. No, instead this is Lindsay making her very own milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood. I’m sure no one is surprised that the place was packed to see a goofy looking (and ahem, rather skeletal looking) Lindsay Lohan making milkshakes and posing for the camera.
I’m pretty sure this amounts to one of the worst celebrity spectacles I’ve seen in quite some time. Is …read more

Are we ever going to see Lindsay Lohan look like anything more than a washed up trainwreck of a former child star? I mean really…is there anything to salvage at this point…because if  not, can we please get the paparazzi to pay attention to someone else who isn’t so predictably sloppy looking. Now.
In theory, there are elements of a decent outfit here. Hard to go wrong with aviators, and I’m sure the black dress would look alright if it wasn’t making her look like a coat rack. The shoes…well, I can’t stand them, though I’m sure many will disagree …read more

I don’t even know what can be said about Lindsay Lohan anymore – other than this decline into pathetic misery is rivaling the stupidity that was bald Britney Spears.
Here she is arriving, and quickly leaving Bungalow 8 where ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was performing. It’s sad enough when you play these games and there aren’t a gaggle of photographers around you. But that Lindsay is acting this childish and mopey about her lost love in front of an audience…come on, girl – move on. She’s just not that into you…
I do like the scarf, even if the girl wearing it makes …read more

Haven’t we all seen this movie before? Oh, sorry…not movie. When was Lindsay’s last movie?
Let me be more specific…has Lindsay Lohan not already done a photoshoot where she dresses up like Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, that’s right. She did.
I’m so unbelievably tired of this girl. Why do I feel like Vogue is paying for a spoiled party girl to play dress up? Is her appeal in Spain really that big? Please tell me no…I just don’t want to know.
For a minute there, somewhere around six months ago, I had hope that Lindsay might fade away completely. Or come back as a normal …read more

Lindsay Lohan and Sephora hosted a party in Santa Monica to launch her new tanning mist, Sevin Nyne. While everyone was concerned with getting all the details of the festivities organized and perfect, it appears no one thought to make sure that the guest of honor’s skin didn’t look like a tangerine.
It might also have been a good idea to ask dear Lindsay to gallivant around in skimpy bikinis where photographers might not find her. I’m sure a friend or two has a private pool, right? Did no one think that the timing of it all?
I will say this …read more