Her face looks like it was carved out of marble. The sausage lips and bolted on boobs must have come in a plastic surgery gift set. The hair is probably the only part of her body that’s stayed the same since the mid-nineties.

Why do aging celebrities turn themselves into cartoon characters?

But that’s enough of my rant about plastic surgery…let’s take a minute to fully absorb this bridesmaid dress gone bad.

Image: INF

If your best friend Kathy showed up to tell you this is what you would be wearing down the aisle in support of the biggest day in her life, you would probably cry quietly in the corner but know that in the end, this is Kathy’s day, and two can play at this game so the bridesmaid dress you pick out will be twice as awful.

But to chose such a style willingly? In a color that can only be described as moldy mint?

And the belt…heavens, the belt. I would prefer Lisa go back to her robustly trashy ways than step out in a design so inappropriate for her age, body, an personal style. If this is her attempt to class it up a bit…putting the cavernous cleavage away would be a good start. But getting some help in the dress color/shape decisions next time would be a leap forward.

Image: Splash News

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Ah, one of the best sights of summer: Hot celebrity bods on the beach.

And while I prefer to spend my time scoping out bods of the male variety, there is no way I could pass up giving props to the fabulous Lisa Rinna. Girlfriend is 40+ and looking fly as can be. I sure hope that when my snarky bad self reaches that ripe old age, I can look even remotely as hot (pfffft! Who am I kidding? Of course I will!)

In any case, in celebration of the Beauty & Style Channel’s ‘Sights and Smells of Summer’ theme (more on that tomorrow), I give to you a standby summer sight: A chick in a bikini.

Enjoy!

For more sights and particularly smells of summer, be sure to visit our July Blog of the Month, The Scented Life.

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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