My, doesn’t Alice Dellal look like a charmer? Sauntering around West London in a torn shirt, ripped fishnet stockings and combat boots circa 1995…yep, this is certainly what you would expect a model and socialite to look like in their free time, isn’t it.
Disappointing. All the resources in the world and this is the sorry little played out ensemble she puts together…just seems so unfortunate when you consider how many other girls out there would appreciate the same opportunities afforded dear Alice…and they wouldn’t help up looking like a goth hooker, how would they?
Yeah, sure honey…you’re an original. Reject all …read more

Ick. Kelly Osbourne this is not a good look for you. I realize you’ve been cavorting all around London but the hair, splotchy skin and hipster glasses are all a bit over the top – don’t you think?
But worse than anything is the confused look on Kelly’s face. You would almost think this is the first time that you were stalked by paparazzi around the city. Yes, they will take photos of you and your lame thrifty store ensemble – that actually probably cost a cool couple grand – as well as the awful faded tattoo on your foot. Then …read more

Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.

I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.

But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more

Lily, my dear – what is going on with your makeup?
You meet up for dinner with a guy like Charles Saatchi looking like Mischa Barton applied your eyeliner and (of course) forgot all about lipgloss? And the hair….oh, such potential. A little bit too messy, honey. Hairs are flying left and right because they’re not tucked in properly under that headband (which I will admit, is very cute).
Now, let’s talk about the outfit…which looks like it was borrowed right out of Rihanna’s closet. There are so many patterns and conflicting trends happening here that I’m not quite sure what to …read more

Over the years, I’ve developed a serious soft spot for Kylie Minogue. Somehow she has transitioned from over the top, “out there” popstar to elegant and laidback without much visible effort of the shift.
Rarely do you find her walking down the street looking rough or messy – the woman knows how to put together a casual outfit that is both stylish and comfortable. The dress might be boring, if it weren’t for those oversized tinted sunglasses and adorable yellow heels. Even the little mesh bag filled with paperwork fits in is cute (though it is no competition for her beautiful …read more

Is anyone else nervous for the daschund puppies Mischa Barton is holding at the Harrods Summer Sale?
It seems like the only way we’re ever going to see the old Mischa Barton who we used to love (okay, that might be overstating the truth…let’s call it a “civil non-hate”) is if black eyeliner and booze are removed from her life. Those puffy cheeks, that greasy skin – the eyeliner that is already starting to smudge and this is just the start of what I’m sure was a mess evening.
I do want to point out how much I love the cocktail ring …read more

Though Kate Beckinsale looks kind of sad and boring here, I’m pretty smitten with the oversized beige handbag she’s sporting to The Ivy in Covent Garden, London. Sure, she’s got a bit of the greasies in her t-zone and there seems to be a personal style conflict between her prim and proper shirt and 80’s rockstar skinny jeans that apparently might have cost a small fortune, but I’m so focused on the idea of sporting that purse around town that I couldn’t care less.
Stop looking so pouty, Kate – what could be bothering you when your purse is so pretty?

Even though famous socialites might in fact be the most obnoxious breed of non-celebrity, one thing is certain – dowdy divorcee Peaches Geldof is the worst of them all.
Here she is posing at the UK premiere of ‘Bruno’ held at the Empire Leicester Square. You can spot her supposed new girlfriend behind her left shoulder – should be easy to pick out considering they’re wearing nearly identical outfits. Honey, please. I can’t imagine wearing matching bedsheets and tissue crowns is going to make everything okay while you navigate your odd little world of spoiled bordom.
Everything about this screams “Pay attention …read more

When Claudia Schiffer started applying her eye makeup, did she get distracted by something and just forget to stop brushing on more eyeshadow for twenty minutes? Or did she hire the same makeup artist that Eva Green works with?
Either way, Claudia has a disaster going on around her eyes for the Graduate Fashion Week Gala Show and Awards in London…and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it other than grab a hose and blast it off her face. Right now she looks like an extra from a zombie movie instead of a former supermodel.
Is it any wonder women …read more

Oh sure – I know what you’re going to say. Agyness Deyn is on the fashion front lines, can do no wrong, is a trendsetter, deal maker, style spark of a model. Yawn, darling. Heard it all before.
While I will agree that Agyness has a certain appeal in particular settings under rare, serendipitous circumstances, this is indeed not one of them. While strolling through Primrose Hill, Agynes is one part biker jacket, two parts basic black and one heaping scoop full of striped man’s shirt.
But just because you don’t need to actively seek out clothes that remind people you’re standing …read more