Jessica Szohr Continues To Lack Style
July 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
You would think after a few seasons on the set of Gossip Girl, Jessica Szohr might have picked up a few thoughts of her own when it comes to personal style. Every other actress on there has evolved into unique little Young Hollywood style icons…so why is it that Jessica can’t seem to get simple concepts like how to layer properly?
There are so many patterns and textures going on here that I don’t even know where to begin. Is she trying to look young and playful (butterfly pattern/hemline/shoes) or serious and matronly (hair/jacket/purse). Everything clashes, nothing works and with that …read more
Jamie King Could By Katie Perry’s Twin
July 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Well, blonde twin at least. Possibly her fair-haired doppelganger. Whatever the case may be, Jamie King has traded in her pretty long locks for a blunt bob and heavy swatch of bangs.
But really, it’s a toss up between the hair, the dress and the gaudy gold bag for which part of her outfit for the Vanity Fair party, held at Louis Vuitton in Beverly Hills, I truly hate the most. She has aged herself by about ten years and looks as though she could be practicing to play Anna Wintour in a made for TV movie about her life as …read more
Madge, Is That You Pimping Louis Vuitton?
June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Musicians
Erm, Madge…I hate to be a downer, because honestly I’m just thrilled to see you back in something that isn’t a paparazzi candid where your face is 80% covered by a big floppy hat.
But…
Exactly how many hours went into airbrushing this image into the fake, soft as a baby’s bottom look you have going on right here in this Louis Vuitton ad?
Sure, everything is retouched these days. But honey, did they have to take everything edgy and appealing about you and your iconic self and erase it?
The outfit is outrageously fabulous and the colours are suitably dark and moody. But …read more
