Megan Fox Has An Oil Slick On Her Head
June 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, your mind, anyone’s mind – Megan Fox is hot. She is one of the most incredibly sexy actresses to come out of Hollywood…and yet…she somehow finds a way to look like some thing that crawled out of a lake while walking the red carpet at the MTV Awards.
Is it fair? No, absolutely not. Women who are this unbelievably hot have an obligation to the rest of us to live up to the standards their genes set for them. Look at that face! Completely mangled under that awful slicked back do.
Other than the …read more
Megan Fox’s Vampy Grandpa Sweater
March 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Megan Fox was headed to the dentist wearing the gray grandpa sweater that every girl should own for such necessary but not exactly glamorous outings. I actually find it to be a bit of a relief to see outrageously good looking women step out of their usually gorgeous element and wear normal person casual clothes. It’s refreshing.
Well done, Megan. You are now one of the people.
Wait. Scratch that.
Did you really need to wear lace fishnets to the dentist? And is that seemingly casual cardigan being used as a dress? What’s going on under their, Megan? STOP, I DON’T WANT TO …read more
