Woah woah woah!!  Ok I was about to totally FREAK about Miley’s outfit in this pic…for so many reasons it is just so inapprop for Hannah Montana even if she is trying to transition into adulthood.  Let’s remember the Vanity Fair drama please!!
But then, lucky for her, I realized that she is on the set of Sex & The City 2…in costume!!  Whew!  I was imagining that Billy Ray sent her out the door in this outfit and said, Go get ‘em honey!  Supposedly she doesn’t actually have any lines in SATC2, but this outfit definitely speaks a few lines …read more

Is this Miley Cyrus’s ‘chic high fashion pose’ attempt? The hair in the face, hunched shoulders and vapid pout…Yes, looks about right.
First with what is good here -  I am glad her sixteen year old face hasn’t been heavily caked in over the top trannie makeup for the Elle magazine cover. But then on to the disappointing…do we really need to have the lacy black bra hanging out of her top…? Conveniently positioned right under the large silver cross hanging from her throat.
Naturally.
No, you’re not a kid anymore Miley. But you’re not exactly an adult yet either. And we’ve all …read more

Um, Miley…This isn’t a concert – you know that, right?
And you’re actually still a teenager. A young’un. A kid. So, dressing like this would be questionable among almost all circumstances except being a little popstar who can get away with this stuff as a costume, not an outfit.
But here you are, walking among a lawn full of maxi dresses and jeans all in support of the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation 20th Annual “A Time for Heros” Celebrity Carnival in boots only a streetwalker could (or rather should) love.
Where are your parents again?
(And p.s. Stop it with the peace sign. …read more

Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley…I feel like somewhere along the way you forgot that being 16 is a one year deal. And even though you’re surrounded by paparazzi while you’re trying to impress your older boyfriend by jogging down the street…there is one thing you should always have with you -
A bra.
See, you know how great it is to be young and not have to worry about these things? That’s temporary. And unless you think the ladies sagging down to your knees when you’re 31 is attractive, I suggest you save the running for when you’re doing a better job supporting …read more

Miley Cyrus
First of all, would someone please remind me that Miley Cyrus is only 15? Because girlfriend sure doesn’t look like it. Second, help me make up my mind about her weekend look. Part of me loves this, but part of me thinks she (and her vast amounts of coinage) could do so much better.
So what do you think? Do you love this look on Miles or should she chuck it? Weigh in…
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

A quick lesson for you all this holiday weekend from Miley Cyrus’s mom, Tish:
Never underestimate the power of a good bra.
The End.

Okay, dahlings, so I’ve taken on the oh-so-horrific (pfffft!) job of digging through all the Teen Choice Awards photos. And – no surprise – there are jillions of Miley Cyrus.
Now, the photos I saw of Miles from the waist up were killer. Her hair is primo, her makeup divine, the dress promising. But then…dum dum dum! I see a full length. And indeed, the dress is promising. It’s quite fabby, in fact. So what kills this look in a hurry? It’s the frickety frackin’ boots, of course!
The inclusion of these boots must have been a mistake, I’m certain, because no …read more

What fun it must be to be Miley Cyrus, huh loves? First, she gets a wax figure made out of her bad self. Then she gets to spend the day on a beach in Malibu with gobs of peeps falling all over her as she films her new Hannah Montana movie. Sigh. Why didn’t my star rise at 15?
In any case, I am admitting to being completely, utterly, to-the-point-of-no-return in love with this sundress. The color is fabulouso and the print, summer-iffic perfect. Plus, it’s one of those great cuts that effectively hides a bad night at Nachos-R-Us, if you …read more

What could possibly be more creepy than seeing an exact version of yourself staring back at you? Maybe if that “self” is you made out of wax.
‘Tis this case with Hannah Montana herself, Miley Cyrus, whose wax likeness was recently unveiled at the famed Madame Tussauds in London. Miles, incidentally, is one of the youngest people to have a figure created for her. How fab!
And truly, I couldn’t think of a more perf outfit for waxgirl to be wearing. This is the epitome of Miley’s star style, right down to the punch of color with her shoes. Truly, the artist …read more