36th Annual Daytime Emmys: Tyra Banks
August 31, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Though I don’t love what Tyra Banks has done with her hair, I do approve of the gorgeous coral colored dress she wore to the 36th Annual Daytime Emmys. The perfect length, tailored just to hug her curves in the most flattering way,and paired with simple heels and nude clutch – it’s a surprisingly elegant choice for Tyra.
The chunky black bracelets? Those I would rather see anywhere but here. They look more like something an awkward teenager might pull out for an awards show and are quite frankly an insult to this gorgeous dress. But the bulk of it is …read more
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Do Much Worse
August 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more
Sandra Bullock is All About Sloppy
August 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I used to think Sandra Bullock could do no wrong. She was charming in movies like Hope Floats and adorable in Miss Congeniality. Seriously, a favorite.
But my perception of Sandra is wanes when I see images of her looking like she is going to a Halloween party dressed as a groupie for the Jonas Brothers. Honestly, darling – you are a beautiful woman. Why on earth would you leave the house in such an oddly inappropriate dress.
While I understand that your costar in “All About Steve” happens to be younger than you, there is no need to overcompensate …read more
Rihanna Steps Out In A Minidress And Flats
August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Sometimes it’s all about putting the right pieces together. Rihanna looks funky and sexy in this floral print and leather one shouldered minidress – but why on earth would she have paired it up with black fringe flats? Were there no heels on hand?
I can understand wanting to keep things comfortable by wearing shoes that are a little more on the foot-friendly side…but darling, you are a pop sensation – the expectation is that you are either casual or all done up. Your dress is all done up but your shoes are out of place for this occasion. They would …read more
Heidi Klum’s Baby Bump is as Chic as Can Be
June 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Baby Bumps, Models
It seems no matter how many babies she has, Heidi Klum continues to look ultra-fabulous during pregnancy. Most women? Would not want to be on the red carpet while incubating a little person for nine months. Most women who were obligated to attend social events like the CFDA Fashion Awards would either politely pass or spend an inordinate number of hours finding something to wear that was ultra conservative, long and accentuated cleavage because that is one of the best perks of these pre-mommy months.
But Heidi defies gravity and reason with a sexy little minidress that shows off her unbelievably …read more
Lydia Hearst Sparkles At NYC Film Premiere
June 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Lydia Hearst chose a sparkly little minidress for the New York film premiere of “The Last International Playboy”. Glamorous and cheeky all at the same time, this is not an easy neckline to pull off but she’s working in without breaking a sweat.
The hair and makeup is divine; I appreciate the focus on smokey eyes and a simple, sleek center part for such a vibrant outfit. Anything more complex and Lydia might have ended up looking like a showgirl.
Now, the lime green shoes I do take issue with. They seem to bring the whole look to a less mature finish, …read more
Kristin Bell Looks Cute As Ever
June 4, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
What is it about adorable little Kristin Bell that makes her so likeable? I don’t know, but her star power is in full force with this cute little number she’s wearing.
The deep v-neck of her lacy dress could look trashy if Kristin weren’t so naturally and humbly endowed up top. Good for you, honey. No one ever won an Academy Award for having watermelons surgically attached to their chest.
Though the belt isn’t perfect for the dress, I’m coveting her necklace and little pocketbook. Very well accessorized, Kristin.
Yes, it’s safe to say Kristin Bell is one polished young actress who knows …read more
Ciara Channels The 80s And Exposes Her Butt
April 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Looking like something right out of Star Trek, Ciara emerged from Bungalow 8 in London all smiles, hair extensions and heavy eyeliner.
While the dress is not my favorite, I can’t really condemn her too much for it. Yes, it looks sloppy, like it doesn’t quite fit on top and the skirt is far too short and the shoes just end up making her otherwise super athletic legs look stumpy and her feet look uncomfortably constrained instead of supported.
But it’s really the back of the dress (or lack thereof) which bothers me.
Did your mother not teach you how to be a …read more






