Did no one think to tell Sarah Polley that the carpet would be the same color red as her dress…and that the premiere of Nobody’s Fools was supposed to be a funky minidress event? No? That message never got sent?
I happen to be a huge Sarah Polley fan (yes, I am occasionally approve of certain things) – but this whole getup is a little too prom night for my taste. Especially given that poor Sarah is sandwiched between two glamazons who are looking about as chic as can be.
You can’t compete with that in a plain ol’ long red dress …read more

Mischa! Is that you? I can see your eyes and they aren’t covered in a pile of sooty eyeliner! Positively incredible.
Seriously though – as much as I might have reservations about the knotted neckline paired with a floral skirt and Alexander McQueen shoes that would be better suited to an outfit that didn’t contain so much bright pink (these neon puppies just want to stand on their own, darling), this is a lovely fresh faced Mischa Barton at the Launch Party for ‘I Heart Ronson” fashion collection designed by Charlotte Ronson for JCPenney.
Maybe my Mischa standards are just that low …read more

Entourage is back on the air and I’m delighted to see Jamie-Lynn Sigler looking absolutely stunning at the Los Angeles Premiere held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. I could go on and on about how adorable the whole Jamie-Lynn/Turtle storyline is, particularly because it carries over into real life, but that’s not why Jamie-Lynn has caught my attention…
The minidress is perfectly tailored for her lovely figure and each accessory effortlessly fits into the ensemble as a whole. She looks happy – relaxed, comfortable and totally confident. Not something you typically see of young celebrities these days.
Yes, I can imagine Jamie-Lynn …read more

Though I haven’t quite made up my mind about whether or not I approve of Danni Minogue’s chocolate minidress for Cheryl Cole’s 26th birthday, I think I am slowly deciding that it’s not so bad and is actually somewhat cute if you look at it the right way. The hair and makeup – also well done.
But…
Why is her date wearing a wee little scarf with that button up black shirt? I don’t even know who that is, nor do I particularly care, but my goodness that scarf is more obnoxious than most male fashion faux pas you see these days. …read more

Alright, Taylor Momsen. It’s clear we’re never going to see eye to eye on a few things. Like combing your hair. But I have to admit that this little dress/boots ensemble you have going on here is kind of cute…partially because you actually look comfortable in your skin and a little more self assured about this style aesthetic.
Where last year it seemed as though you were taking on this new look to make do with Jenny Humphrey’s hair and maximize your new found celebrity status, now I think you are finding a happy balance between grungy makeup and hipster-glam outfits …read more

Amanda Righetti apparently misread the invitation to “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3″ World Premiere and thought there was something on there about dressing up like your favorite Angelina Jolie character.
What is there to say about her outfit other than the dress is too short, the boots inappropriately chunky for anyone who has opened a fashion magazine in the last five years, and Amanda looks more like a hooker than a bright young actress.
(Actually, is she that young? I don’t know. But it doesn’t matter. The girl has potential and she’s squandering it in this hoochie dress.)
The most annoying …read more

What are the ingredients to looking super trashy?

Ratty looking hair
Orange fake tan
Skanky miniskirt
Platform shoes

Well, it seems Geri Halliwell has all the necessary components covered for the Monaco Grand Prix. The skirt fits (or rather, it doesn’t) and I don’t know how people around her are resisting the urge to run a comb through her tangled hair.
It is especially disappointing when the dress is otherwise quite cute – it just needs a couple more inches to make me less nervous about the turn of events should Geri drop her sunglasses.

Has Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester found a professional stylist/tanning mist expert to somehow create a look that only contains similar shades of bronze?
Why aren’t any colors incorporated into this? From her skin to her shoes, dress and hair, Leighton is almost completely one color. If she were laying in the sand, you might trip over her.
The dress is pretty cute – and the shoes could be fabulous with a pair of skinny jeans and a colorful top – but here there is nothing to set them off and make them pop. They are just nude shoes. Nude shoes with tan …read more

There are times where I wonder if Beyonce Knowles knows when she has gone and taken a perfectly good design…and ruined it.
Why would you put a train on this dress? Why? It takes a great deal of confidence to carry off this miniskirt and severely scooped neckline – but the impact is dulled when a pile of black fabric is bunched up on the ground.
Maybe if someone else attending the Obsessed premiere has any decency at all, they will carefully walk up behind Beyonce, chop off the train, and let this dress do what it’s supposed to do and compliment …read more

Geri Halliwell’s had her fair share of ups and downs, but one would have hoped that over the years she may have learned a few things. Maybe even that strapless dresses that barely cover your bosom are a bad idea.
Are those pretzels hanging from her ears?
On another note…Geri needs to step away from the sun and learn to make peace with her fair coloring. My dear, you clearly have the type of skin that burns. Your arms and chest are revealing your secret, which will come back to haunt you in ten years when you are a wrinkled, leather-y looking …read more