Molly Sims With No Makeup = Frightening
July 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
It’s unfortunate to see Molly Sims looking so sallow and haggard here – honestly, I would never have expected her to leave the house in order to pick up some milk from the corner store looking like this…let alone attend a launch party for the new OP campaign at Mel’s Diner.
How come you look so tired, Molly? What’s got you down? Whatever it is…honey, you need some time in a spa and a good thirty minutes with a makeup artist to improve on everything going on right here.
Maybe at least a little lip gloss next time, darling.
Molly Sims as Christmas Ordiment
March 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Molly Sims attended the 21st Spring Luncheon put on by The Colleagues wearing a dress that appears to be inspired by The Nutcracker. Are those cranberries on her shoulders/hem? Is that waistline supposed to be flattering? Did this dress get pulled from the Project Runway reject pile?
Somehow Molly’s pretty good looks and confident smile almost make me wonder if maybe I am being too hard on her…however, then I look once again at the berry embellishments, change my mind and go back to judging her for making such a disappointing style decision.
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