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Carice van Houten Big Pink Bow Tie

December 16, 2008 by admin  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses

Carice van Houten Big Pink Bow Tie

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Carice van Houten attended the New York "Valkyrie" premiere in a dress that could have been great. If it wasn’t for that enormous pink bow tie at her neck, then I would have said "Job well done!" on picking out a dress for a huge movie premiere like this.
I love everything else about the dress. She looks gorgeous in that pale pink color. I also like how the dress hugs her waist, the open back and how it drapes down in the back. So, take some scissors, get rid of the bow and you’ll be good …read more

Mr. T – Can You Dress Up Just A Little?

November 18, 2008 by admin  
Filed under Fashion Miss

Mr. T – Can You Dress Up Just A Little?

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Pssst…someone tell Mr. T that he doesn’t match, like at all. I mean sure, it’s good to see Mr. T out and about, because I haven’t seen him at any movie premieres or awards that I can think of. If you are going to come out of hiding and attend a movie premiere as big as BOLT, dress up a little man! Break out a nice shirt, with buttons and pants, with a zipper. I know you can do it! Oh, and get that dumb thing off your head. You’re not at a motorcycle rally!

How To Make Your Hips Look Gigantic, by Anne Hathaway

How To Make Your Hips Look Gigantic, by Anne Hathaway

Okay, dahlings, we all know that Anne Hathaway is a beautiful, graceful and slender girl.
So why do her hips look so gawddamn big in this photo?
Because of the dress, by golly!
Seriously, if ever there was a dress to call attention to the widest part of most womens’ bodies, this is it. Why in the hell would any stylish fool think this is a good idea? Especially a normally supremo dresser like Anne. Sigh. I guess we all have our bad days, but oy. Just oy.
I say unless you’re Angelina Jolie, Kate Bosworth, Nicole Richie or the like, your hips don’t …read more

Dear Lawd, Let this Be My Future

September 19, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Hair, Make Up

Dear Lawd, Let this Be My Future

Jamie Lee Curtis
Sweet Jeezus, dahlings. If ever there was a dream I have for my old age, this is it. I want to look like Jamie Lee Curtis.
Check this hot beyotch out – she is pure class, sophistication, sass, and bad ass-ishness, all rolled into one. Seriously, there is not one dern thing wrong with her in this photo.
I wanna be like JLC when I grow up!!!
So spill it, loves. Who is your “mature” role model? It’s Friday. Time to blow off work and talk about more important matters…
Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

America Ferrera is SO Not an ‘Ugly Betty’

July 29, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Hair, Shoes

America Ferrera is SO Not an ‘Ugly Betty’

Check out this pic of Ugly Betty star America Ferrera at last night’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 movie premiere (which she also stars in, darn multi-tasker.)
So when you see this, it’s hard to believe it’s even the same person, no? This color is nothing short of killer fab on her, her hair is glam and sleek and gorgeous and her makeup is sheer perfection. Even the shoes rock my world.
The only problem: Even the hottest dress on the hottest girl looks a little amiss when The Ladies are not in their proper place. A little boost to …read more

A Little Gorgeous George To Brighten Your Day

A Little Gorgeous George To Brighten Your Day

Image details: Jeux De Dupes – Premiere served by picapp.com
Image details: Jeux De Dupes – Premiere served by picapp.com
Not much to say here except “You’re welcome, dahlings!” May your day now be fabby and full of Clooney-riffic images. *mwah*

Kate Hudson’s Having an Alien Baby? Plus, a Bit of Matthew Mc EyeCandy

Kate Hudson’s Having an Alien Baby? Plus, a Bit of Matthew Mc EyeCandy

Image details: UK Premiere : Fools Gold – Arrivals served by picapp.com
Image details: UK Film Premiere: Fool’s Gold – Arrivals served by picapp.com
Dahlings, wow. Somebody please tell me just what is going on with that almost gorgeous dress Miss Kate Hudson is wearing? I mean, gawddamn, does it not look like she’s got an alien baby hiding below The Girls, or what? Seriously. (Or maybe that is The Girls?!? Gawd, I think I’d rather have it be an alien baby instead of missile boobies. Yikes.)
Anyway, this is so close to being a lovely dress. It’s very unique and unusual for …read more


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