Carice van Houten attended the New York "Valkyrie" premiere in a dress that could have been great. If it wasn’t for that enormous pink bow tie at her neck, then I would have said "Job well done!" on picking out a dress for a huge movie premiere like this.

I love everything else about the dress. She looks gorgeous in that pale pink color. I also like how the dress hugs her waist, the open back and how it drapes down in the back. So, take some scissors, get rid of the bow and you’ll be good to go.

+1 picture below.

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Pssst…someone tell Mr. T that he doesn’t match, like at all. I mean sure, it’s good to see Mr. T out and about, because I haven’t seen him at any movie premieres or awards that I can think of. If you are going to come out of hiding and attend a movie premiere as big as BOLT, dress up a little man! Break out a nice shirt, with buttons and pants, with a zipper. I know you can do it! Oh, and get that dumb thing off your head. You’re not at a motorcycle rally!

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Okay, dahlings, we all know that Anne Hathaway is a beautiful, graceful and slender girl.

So why do her hips look so gawddamn big in this photo?

Because of the dress, by golly!

Seriously, if ever there was a dress to call attention to the widest part of most womens’ bodies, this is it. Why in the hell would any stylish fool think this is a good idea? Especially a normally supremo dresser like Anne. Sigh. I guess we all have our bad days, but oy. Just oy.

I say unless you’re Angelina Jolie, Kate Bosworth, Nicole Richie or the like, your hips don’t need accentuation. Just my thoughts. Take from it what you will…

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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Jamie Lee Curtis

Sweet Jeezus, dahlings. If ever there was a dream I have for my old age, this is it. I want to look like Jamie Lee Curtis.

Check this hot beyotch out – she is pure class, sophistication, sass, and bad ass-ishness, all rolled into one. Seriously, there is not one dern thing wrong with her in this photo.

I wanna be like JLC when I grow up!!!

So spill it, loves. Who is your “mature” role model? It’s Friday. Time to blow off work and talk about more important matters…

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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Check out this pic of Ugly Betty star America Ferrera at last night’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 movie premiere (which she also stars in, darn multi-tasker.)

So when you see this, it’s hard to believe it’s even the same person, no? This color is nothing short of killer fab on her, her hair is glam and sleek and gorgeous and her makeup is sheer perfection. Even the shoes rock my world.

The only problem: Even the hottest dress on the hottest girl looks a little amiss when The Ladies are not in their proper place. A little boost to the chestial area could have taken this look from sizzlin’ to downright four-alarm.

But still, I’m lovin’ this girl and her natural beauty. Even my pal Teri at CelebLook agrees. See what she has to say. (And leave your own opinion here, too.)

Image: Newscom

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Image details: Jeux De Dupes – Premiere served by picapp.com

Image details: Jeux De Dupes – Premiere served by picapp.com

Not much to say here except “You’re welcome, dahlings!” May your day now be fabby and full of Clooney-riffic images. *mwah*

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Image details: UK Premiere : Fools Gold – Arrivals served by picapp.com

Image details: UK Film Premiere: Fool’s Gold – Arrivals served by picapp.com

Dahlings, wow. Somebody please tell me just what is going on with that almost gorgeous dress Miss Kate Hudson is wearing? I mean, gawddamn, does it not look like she’s got an alien baby hiding below The Girls, or what? Seriously. (Or maybe that is The Girls?!? Gawd, I think I’d rather have it be an alien baby instead of missile boobies. Yikes.)

Anyway, this is so close to being a lovely dress. It’s very unique and unusual for sure, and maybe her whole intent was to try to throw the media off the scent of her alien love child, but yanno, I’m not so sure that worked. It’s kinda obvious. But that’s okay, Kate. We still love you.

In other news, I totally could’ve chosen singular pics of Kate to break her, um, news to you, but I decided to share a little Matthew Mc EyeCandy with you instead, seeing as how it is the weekend and all. Yes, you may all drool now.

Anyhoo, loves, Happy Weekend to you. May you go forth (to Happy Hour) and prosper.

Na-noo, na-noo (do you think Kate’s baby understood that?!?)

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